! UPDATE !

! • UPDATE • !

Courtesy of my little brother who wanted me to do the other two cards, I now have in my possesion three different types of devilpoint cards.

(RIP the two Uno cards I used, your sacrifice won't be in vain-)

Quarantine has me doing stuff, Obey me! SWD has me hooked, combine the two and voila I made the devil point card.

OmgSenpaiNoticedMe-

*The brothers waiting for me at the cafetiria expecting me to show up in a wedding dress for monday of spirit week*: where's MC?

*Me bursting through the cafetiria doors in a tuxedo 'caus Majolish ran out of wedding dresses*: 'sup!

Lowkey think about it tho, like do you know how many RAD students are gonna storm Majolish for wedding atire-

*The brothers waiting for me at the cafeteria expecting me to show up in a wedding dress for monday of spirit week*: where's MC?

*Me bursting through the cafeteria doors in a tuxedo 'caus Majolish ran out of wedding dresses*: 'sup!

Lowkey think about it tho, like do you know how many RAD students are gonna storm Majolish for wedding atire-

Lemme just shamelessly post my self kakegurui drawing that I did for a tiktok-

What if MC worked as a detective before coming to the devildom ?

GENDER NEUTRAL MC

(Keep in mind I'm not in anyway experienced in writing this type of stuff or anything for that matter so bear with me)

MC at one point interned at Scotland yard and became an apprentice to a famous detective *cough*Holmes*cough*

To say that they were good at the job was an understatement.

So when they went to London and Grisella's murder happened, Mc felt giddy then went ahead and solved it in their head secretly.

"I know who killed Grisella" Mc claps their hand in delight then drags the brothers to the cart of the incident yet feeling disappointed that 'It took them this long to solve it'

MC was about to begin their deduction when Satan out of nowhere pushes them to the back pleading to 'let him take it from their'

MC annoyed reluctantly lets Satan to take the show and is slightly impressed with his deduction regarding the knife.

'His deduction isn't too bad considering he's a fan of that fictional detective he loves but still..'

MC letting Satan have their moment before coughing to get everyone's attention

"As usual... majority of people only see but do not observe"

Gets a questioning look from Satan before MC gives him a curt nod and pushing HIM to the back this time.

Satan almost yelling in protest before Hearing MC say "Everything that my friend here said was true... but I can further strengthen his case a lot more if you'd let me elaborate myself"

MC feeling giddy not realizing the smirk forming on their lips 'might as well put on a little show for them'

"if you looked closely, you'd notice the knife tilted slightly towards the left."

Satan's smile went away as quickly as it came, how could he miss such detail? He looked back at the knife and sure enough it WAS tilted to the left ever so slightly.

"If that detail were to be followed... the killer at the very least should be left handed for it to match up. I saw Noah in particular writing a check with his left hand for their food earlier when we first entered, so it's plausible that he IS the killer"

A sigh escaping MC's lips when they remembered what their mentor used to tell them

"Eliminate the impossible for whatever remained ,no matter what, is the truth... that's what my mentor told me case after case"

MC glancing at everyone taking in every little detail they could

"It'd only be fair if we investigate all three if them don't you think"

Without even waiting for an answer MC glanced at Sophia

"Throwing a knife in a dimly lit cart requires a lot of precision on not only the eyes but also your hands, judging by Ms, Sophia's gloves... I can safely say that she isn't the Killer, Her gloves are made of satin, a very slippery type of fabric, so wearing such thing during a crucial time would only hinder her success of killing off Grisella."

Satan not fully convinced buts in "But what if she removed her gloves before throwing the knife?"

MC rolling their eyes, then giving Satan a bored look. "No she can't, the lights went out for only 3 seconds so she couldn't have had time to remove her gloves"

Satan stayed quiet after that

"Lucas on the other hand couldn't have also killed Grissella because he has ADHD"

"H-how...did you know? We never mentioned my brother's state" MC doesn't even bat an eye before explaining.

"His eyes doesn't stay on one object for more than 5 seconds, and he keeps moving and squirming in his sit. He wasn't even paying attention and kept spacing out. The fact that his knee keeps bouncing subconsciously suggests that he has ADHD...am I correct?"

Lucas reluctantly nodded and finally spoke up. "Yes... you are correct"

MC finally looked at Noah with a raised eyebrow

"Noah... is it a mannerism of yours to hide your hands in your pockets?"

Que His eyes widening before MC turnes back to the others explaining further

"There's actually another detail about the knife worth noticing. The handle itself has a very grainy type of texture. If I were the killer I would've clutched the knife very tightly under my clothes waiting for the perfect time to strike... but all that clutching could lead to the handle's texture being engraved on the palm of my hand"

MC without warning abruptly grabs Noah's arm raising his left hand, him still refusing to reveal his palm

"If you are truly innocent you would've let your hand be loose in my grip"

"And if I were truly questioning an innocent man then they would've been and irritated, On the other hand if I was questioning the guilty they would've been nervous and anxious."

Noah was already about to lose it but MC kept going.

"The uncanny amounts of sweat forming on your forehead, eyes frantically looking anywhere else but me and your adam's apple abnormally moving up and down... I'd say your nervous"

MC smiling innocently as if nothing happened takes a step back from Noah.

"I...it's true... I killed her"

'Ahhhh I've always loved the feeling of getting a suspect to confess. It just proves that I haven't lost my touch'

"B...but why?" MC didn't even spared a glance at who asked and just answered abruptly.

"Isn't it obvious? He always wanted to be Grissella's apprentice. But being rejected every time allowed him to grow an unseething anger towards her"

Noah's eyes staring at MC in utter shock "H-how did you know my motive?"

"In my line of work even the simplest things can turn into a killer's motive, trust me, you aren't the first"

Satan raises a brow at this,

"What do you mean 'Line of Work' ?

Lucas finally realizing something before pointing a finger at MC

"Now I know why you seemed familiar... you're that apprentice who solved the London Heist case! Iv'e seen you on the papers before! You were only an intern at Scotland yard,"

MC still smiling while Lucifer,Mammon and Satan stood by the sidelines surprised.

The train's security guards rushing in to apprehend Noah then chewing off MC for 'Meddling with the adult's business' before pulling out their I.D. from their wallet

"I'm so sorry gentlemen I forgot to introduce myself..."

Queue the guards apologizing profusely then dragging off Noah away from the other passengers.

Then brothers finally coming to their senses

"I never knew you had such authority here in the Human world MC... It was quite a surprise"

But on the inside Satan was fanboying cause 'MC looked a lot like his idol detective when they were deducing'

Let's just say Satan didn't leave MC alone for a week after that.

I swear to the divine the new lessons are giving me reasons to go sadistic on luci.