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I don’t really have a clue what I’m doing when I deal with computers or similar things so I might be doing something wrong that is glaringly obvious to you. If so, PLEASE TELL ME.

Kind regards, someone who just wants to bookmark some smut and fluff.

Have a lovely day.

Attempt #2?

I asked a girl out for a coffee.  She’s sweet and cute, and I’ve heard she and I have had some similar experiences relationship wise.  She said:

 “I would absolutely love to, but not for a few weeks.  I have a crazy couple weeks.”

“Ok, sure, no pressure.  Let me know if and when you’re ready.”

She seems genuine, but it could easily be one of those “I want to say no, but I don’t want to hurt your feelings” kind of answers. So I’ve left it in her court and minimized the amount that I interact with her dramatically.  She’s not really picked up the slack, which led me to leaning toward her feeling option 2.  

But then I come to find out from a mutual friend that she was incredibly enthusiastic about me asking her out.  Despite not actually setting a date.  And I’m excited knowing that she’s excited that I asked her out.  Despite not actually having a date set.

So we’re both super happy about an event that, at this rate, is not likely to happen because I’m not going to ask again and she doesn’t seem to want to nail it down.  And ... we’re content with that?

Yep.  We’re broken.

The sound I hear is pain

It breaks the will to listen

It hurts the body willing

It denies the hardship

Keeps it hidden

Yet without the throbbing of soul inside

Would I even feel a gain?

Or would my world be filled with words

Would the voices only grow

Would I come accept their less

Within the only home

Should my conscious choose and name them

Then all the sound I hear will only pain

We went camping last night and I stupidly packed no sleeping bag cause I thought I would be in the car

I wasn't

I was in a tent, in my T-shirt, without socks cause I was in sandals, with only a blanket that did not even begin to cover me, and my jacket mistakenly taken off to try and use as a pillow

I'm cold

and if i succeed,

will i still be deserving of the

victim complex

i was made of?

What if MC worked as a detective before coming to the devildom ?

GENDER NEUTRAL MC

(Keep in mind I'm not in anyway experienced in writing this type of stuff or anything for that matter so bear with me)

MC at one point interned at Scotland yard and became an apprentice to a famous detective *cough*Holmes*cough*

To say that they were good at the job was an understatement.

So when they went to London and Grisella's murder happened, Mc felt giddy then went ahead and solved it in their head secretly.

"I know who killed Grisella" Mc claps their hand in delight then drags the brothers to the cart of the incident yet feeling disappointed that 'It took them this long to solve it'

MC was about to begin their deduction when Satan out of nowhere pushes them to the back pleading to 'let him take it from their'

MC annoyed reluctantly lets Satan to take the show and is slightly impressed with his deduction regarding the knife.

'His deduction isn't too bad considering he's a fan of that fictional detective he loves but still..'

MC letting Satan have their moment before coughing to get everyone's attention

"As usual... majority of people only see but do not observe"

Gets a questioning look from Satan before MC gives him a curt nod and pushing HIM to the back this time.

Satan almost yelling in protest before Hearing MC say "Everything that my friend here said was true... but I can further strengthen his case a lot more if you'd let me elaborate myself"

MC feeling giddy not realizing the smirk forming on their lips 'might as well put on a little show for them'

"if you looked closely, you'd notice the knife tilted slightly towards the left."

Satan's smile went away as quickly as it came, how could he miss such detail? He looked back at the knife and sure enough it WAS tilted to the left ever so slightly.

"If that detail were to be followed... the killer at the very least should be left handed for it to match up. I saw Noah in particular writing a check with his left hand for their food earlier when we first entered, so it's plausible that he IS the killer"

A sigh escaping MC's lips when they remembered what their mentor used to tell them

"Eliminate the impossible for whatever remained ,no matter what, is the truth... that's what my mentor told me case after case"

MC glancing at everyone taking in every little detail they could

"It'd only be fair if we investigate all three if them don't you think"

Without even waiting for an answer MC glanced at Sophia

"Throwing a knife in a dimly lit cart requires a lot of precision on not only the eyes but also your hands, judging by Ms, Sophia's gloves... I can safely say that she isn't the Killer, Her gloves are made of satin, a very slippery type of fabric, so wearing such thing during a crucial time would only hinder her success of killing off Grisella."

Satan not fully convinced buts in "But what if she removed her gloves before throwing the knife?"

MC rolling their eyes, then giving Satan a bored look. "No she can't, the lights went out for only 3 seconds so she couldn't have had time to remove her gloves"

Satan stayed quiet after that

"Lucas on the other hand couldn't have also killed Grissella because he has ADHD"

"H-how...did you know? We never mentioned my brother's state" MC doesn't even bat an eye before explaining.

"His eyes doesn't stay on one object for more than 5 seconds, and he keeps moving and squirming in his sit. He wasn't even paying attention and kept spacing out. The fact that his knee keeps bouncing subconsciously suggests that he has ADHD...am I correct?"

Lucas reluctantly nodded and finally spoke up. "Yes... you are correct"

MC finally looked at Noah with a raised eyebrow

"Noah... is it a mannerism of yours to hide your hands in your pockets?"

Que His eyes widening before MC turnes back to the others explaining further

"There's actually another detail about the knife worth noticing. The handle itself has a very grainy type of texture. If I were the killer I would've clutched the knife very tightly under my clothes waiting for the perfect time to strike... but all that clutching could lead to the handle's texture being engraved on the palm of my hand"

MC without warning abruptly grabs Noah's arm raising his left hand, him still refusing to reveal his palm

"If you are truly innocent you would've let your hand be loose in my grip"

"And if I were truly questioning an innocent man then they would've been and irritated, On the other hand if I was questioning the guilty they would've been nervous and anxious."

Noah was already about to lose it but MC kept going.

"The uncanny amounts of sweat forming on your forehead, eyes frantically looking anywhere else but me and your adam's apple abnormally moving up and down... I'd say your nervous"

MC smiling innocently as if nothing happened takes a step back from Noah.

"I...it's true... I killed her"

'Ahhhh I've always loved the feeling of getting a suspect to confess. It just proves that I haven't lost my touch'

"B...but why?" MC didn't even spared a glance at who asked and just answered abruptly.

"Isn't it obvious? He always wanted to be Grissella's apprentice. But being rejected every time allowed him to grow an unseething anger towards her"

Noah's eyes staring at MC in utter shock "H-how did you know my motive?"

"In my line of work even the simplest things can turn into a killer's motive, trust me, you aren't the first"

Satan raises a brow at this,

"What do you mean 'Line of Work' ?

Lucas finally realizing something before pointing a finger at MC

"Now I know why you seemed familiar... you're that apprentice who solved the London Heist case! Iv'e seen you on the papers before! You were only an intern at Scotland yard,"

MC still smiling while Lucifer,Mammon and Satan stood by the sidelines surprised.

The train's security guards rushing in to apprehend Noah then chewing off MC for 'Meddling with the adult's business' before pulling out their I.D. from their wallet

"I'm so sorry gentlemen I forgot to introduce myself..."

Queue the guards apologizing profusely then dragging off Noah away from the other passengers.

Then brothers finally coming to their senses

"I never knew you had such authority here in the Human world MC... It was quite a surprise"

But on the inside Satan was fanboying cause 'MC looked a lot like his idol detective when they were deducing'

Let's just say Satan didn't leave MC alone for a week after that.

Your art!? Is?! Amazing?! I honestly love the style and your Obey Me mc is just 😙👌 keep up the great work bruv!

(I woke up to see this in my inbox and my heart got hit,thx so much💞)

I bought some charcoal pencils and a hard back sketchbook cuz I'm trash who thinks they can art. If I don't use them, I'll never forgive myself, so have a charcoal sketch of my dragon son

Mmmm, poem????

Sad blue eyes stare up at starry skies looking past the mountain rise as crystal rivers cascade down mountain sides. Sad blue eyes stare up at starry skies as tired minds decipher winters lies. Sad blue eyes stare up at starry skies as sunlight peaks over the mountain rise and winters lies wash away as day comes forth and those sad blue eyes look away from starry skies and turn to green mountain sides, and those sad blue eyes look past the mountain rise into bright blue skies. Those clear blue eyes stare into bright blue skies staring past the mountain rise as rivers of crystal cascade down green mountain sides and warm sunlight washes away all those forgotten winters lies

Eww

She was a CIT, you know?

So I should probably make a post, I've been on Tumblr for a while but I've never really done anything on here. Y'all can send me suggestions and stuff idk

HEYYY!!!! hru Anna?? I just saw ur account and I’m very curious so as your (probably) first request, could you do an angsty golden cheese x reader?? I just like angsty stories 😔 TYYY

𝘖𝘔𝘎 𝘔𝘠 𝘍𝘐𝘙𝘚𝘛 𝘌𝘝𝘌𝘙 𝘙𝘌𝘘𝘜𝘌𝘚𝘛 𝘈𝘠𝘎𝘞𝘎𝘚𝘜𝘈𝘉𝘈 𝘐'𝘔 𝘗𝘈𝘕𝘐𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘙𝘕 𝘎𝘌𝘕𝘜𝘐𝘕𝘌𝘓𝘠 𝘛𝘞𝘌𝘈𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 😭

The real-world Golden Cheese Kingdom is a land of naught. Its empty palace halls sit in silence, the citizens all being killed off in the Dark Flour War.All that remains are the souls of those killed kept safe in sarcophagi and the Cheesebirds working away in the adjacent mines.

“𝙍𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙊𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙖𝙣𝙙...”

Golden cheese cookie fell to her knees looking at her crumbled kingdom tears threatening to drop “𝙄𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙚...” her voice cracked.

𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦. 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶...

“𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙧 𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧...𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙀𝙣𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚...” she said tears slowly dropping.“𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙨𝙤 𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙙𝙤𝙢...”the thought of you being gone made the sorrow grow “𝙈𝙮 𝙩𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙨,𝙢𝙮 𝙜𝙤𝙡𝙙,𝙢𝙮 𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚𝙨...𝙢𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚𝙨,𝘼𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢!” and 𝘠𝘰𝘶,her most precious treasure “𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜” she remembers the day before the Dark Flour War.

“𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘎𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴" 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥, 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦, 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶.

“𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘴𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩” 𝘎𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘊𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘨 𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘴𝘦.𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧𝘧“—𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴~” 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.

𝘖𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴,𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴. 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 ‘𝘈𝘩-𝘶𝘩!’.

𝘚𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘬.“𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮...” 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘸 𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳.

“𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬?” 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘵.

“𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺...”

Her hand warped around the necklace tightly tears dropping down..

This bad but here we are hope you like it and thanks for the request hope have a good night/day <3