Sirius: You Cant Smoke You Are Too Young!

Sirius: You can’t smoke you are too young!

Regulus: you smoke

Sirius: I’m older

Regulus: Only for a year

Sirius: Smoke kills people

Regulus: I hope it kills me

Sirius: REGULUS

The marauders all wore each others clothes. It originally started with Sirius wearing a pair of James’ shorts, then the girls got mixed in too. No one knows what belongs to who anymore, it’s a free for all in everyone’s wardrobes. Of course then Regulus starts wearing James’ clothes, and his friends steal his clothes ect. It gets so bad that one day Barty walks around in one of Mary’s shirts.

"my comfort character" being regulus fucking black is a special kind of mental illness

*sirius and regulus end up in the same battle*

sirius: REGGIE, IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME

regulus: the fuck are you doing here?

sirius: *grabbing his brother's arm* c'mon, you gotta get to bed

regulus: *confused but follows sirius* okay?

starkiller?

Bartylus shipps name is just bartylus o there is a poetic one? Haha

regulus: *from another room* i told you to buy onions and you brought garlic home

james: THEY LOOK SIMILAR

regulus: ... how?

sirius: how dumb does reggie think you are?

james: sometimes he leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list