Luffy: Put Your Hands In The Air, This Is A Robbery, Torao!

Luffy: Put your hands in the air, this is a robbery, Torao!

Law: What the hell-

Luffy: I’m here to steal your heart

Law: ...

Luffy: ...

Law: You can’t steal something that’s already yours, Mugiwara-ya

Luffy: Touche

Marco: Ace, just get out of the bathroom

Ace: NO, I CAN’T MARCO. THAT MONSTER GONNA GET ME

Marco: Ace-

Ace: GETS A GUN OR THE COARSE SALT, 'CAUSE THAT'S THE MOST TERRIBLE CREATURE I’VE EVER FACED

Marco: Ace, for god's sake-

Ace: ADIEU MARCO, I ALWAYS LOVED YOU

Marco: IT'S JUST A ROACH, ACE!

Ace: BUT IT'S A FLYING COCKROACH!

Ace: And remember Luffy, you can't tell Sabo that we ate those cookies

Luffy: Ok!

*twenty minutes later*

Sabo: Which of you two ate the cookies?

*Ace and Luffy sweating nervously*: it wasn't us

Sabo: ... Luffy, what are those crumbs on your cheek?

Luffy: DAMN! IT'S THE CRUMBS OF THE COOKIES WE ATE, ACE!

Ace: LUFFY, YOU MORON , I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL!

Sabo: YOUR JERKS!

7 y/o Luffy: hey ace, what's that round white thing in the sky?

10 y/o Ace: *starts sweating nervously*

10 y/o Ace: ... obviously it's a cookie you idiot

7 y/o Luffy: *eyes shining* oooohhh

*years later*

Luffy: *drooling and looking at the sky* one day I'll eat that cookie, mark my words Torao

Law: but that isn't a- you know what, never mind

*t-shirt exists*

Ace: I'm too hot to wear this crap

Sabo: my secret to having a beautiful hair like that? well, let's just say that i was lucky to be born wonderful