Thatch: Look, Ace! Marco Finally Turned Into A Bird! *points To The Blue Bird*

Thatch: Look, Ace! Marco finally turned into a bird! *points to the blue bird*

Ace: WHAT?!

*a few minutes later*

Haruta: Geez is he still crying?

Thatch: Yeaah...

Haruta: ...

Thatch: ...

Haruta: When are you going to tell him that the bird isn't Marco?

Thatch: I don't know! I thought he knew that the real Marco went on a mission, but he suddenly started crying and wouldn't listen to me

Ace: *crying and sobbing on the background* WHY? WHY DIDN'T THIS HAPPEN TO ME AND NOT TO YOU? MARCOOO

Luffy: *throws stick* go get boy!

Bepo: oi I'm not a dog!

*t-shirt exists*

Ace: I'm too hot to wear this crap

Ace: if i can do it tomorrow, why would i do it today?

Luffy: I’ve made up my mind Torao, let’s have a baby!

Law: Uh-

Luffy: Will be a boy and he'll be cute and smart like you and super strong like me~

Law: This is a thing that you can't decide, Luffy-ya

Luffy: And his name will be Meat!

Law: ...

Luffy: What?

Law: WE'RE NOT CALLING OUR SON MEAT!

*cell phone ringing*

Ace: who the fuck is it?

Sabo: Ace, where the hell are you?

Ace: Sabo? I'm home, duh. There’s someone yelling me outside, but I’m pretending there’s no one home.

Sabo: ...

Ace: what?

Sabo: IT'S ME, ACE. OPEN THE FUCKIN' DOOR!