Thatch: Look, Ace! Marco Finally Turned Into A Bird! *points To The Blue Bird*

Thatch: Look, Ace! Marco finally turned into a bird! *points to the blue bird*

Ace: WHAT?!

*a few minutes later*

Haruta: Geez is he still crying?

Thatch: Yeaah...

Haruta: ...

Thatch: ...

Haruta: When are you going to tell him that the bird isn't Marco?

Thatch: I don't know! I thought he knew that the real Marco went on a mission, but he suddenly started crying and wouldn't listen to me

Ace: *crying and sobbing on the background* WHY? WHY DIDN'T THIS HAPPEN TO ME AND NOT TO YOU? MARCOOO

*t-shirt exists*

Ace: I'm too hot to wear this crap

Sabo: *sends message* hey Ace, did you find that document I asked you for?

Ace: yeah, why?

Sabo: great, send me a picture

Ace: *send picture*

Sabo: A PICTURE OF THE DOCUMENT, NOT YOUR FACE YOUR ASSHEAD

Ace: oh

responses to “babe im in the hospital”

ft. luffy, shanks, law, zoro, sanj, ace

a/n: based on this! these were super fun to make lmaoooo! Also sorry for not posting for a hot minute. ive been crazy busy and overwhelmed lately with university and teaching! but hopefully this makes up for it 😭😭 please enjoy x

Luffy: *throws stick* go get boy!

Bepo: oi I'm not a dog!

Sabo: my secret to having a beautiful hair like that? well, let's just say that i was lucky to be born wonderful