It's Been A While, So... Guess What? A Headcanon! (Genshin Impact Ver.)

It's been a while, so... guess what? A headcanon! (Genshin Impact ver.)

Mondstadt stuff first!

Albedo was adopted by Alice about two years before Klee was born. Hence why Klee calls him 'big brother'.

Dvalin is genderfluid, literally. It can switch gender at will.

Diluc fake-dated Jean and Kaeya fake-dated Lisa for a while so none of them would have to come out.

Windwheel Aster actually spin like pinwheels.

Diluc has a pet hairless cat whose name is Rhine.

Next is Liyue!

Qingxin flowers have a few medicinal uses: When dried and used in poultices or serums, they are potent painkillers, but if they are fresh, mashing them and using them the same way turns them into an aphrodisiac.

Xiao may no longer have wings in his human form, nor can he shift into his full adeptus form, but he can shift into a small, rather chubby turquoise finch.

Hu Tao plays the hammered dulcimer, Chongyun plays the gu zheng, Zhongli is proficient with the upright bass but rarely plays, Xingqiu plays the koto and the organ, Xiao knows how to play the panflute, and Keqing plays the erhu.

Inazuma, bitch!

As a general rule, the archons' familiars have a beast form and a human form. As it applies to Yae Miko, her beast form is a 9-foot-tall nine-tailed kitsune. Dvalin's human form is a 5'8" woman with pale skin, turquoise hair, and dark purple-pink eyes.

Ayaka has a pet owl named Minji, but Minji likes Ayato more than Ayaka.

Itto sometimes paints his horns with Shinobu's nail polish.

That is all for now, lovelies! Sumeru, Fontaine, and Natlan will come soonish, don't worry.

The Girl In The Cargo Pants- Gender Switch of The Boy In The Black Dress

Sophie told her off behind the school She trembled as her friends made fun of her Femininity seems to hurt a lot The comments always get stuck in your head Hey

Her pastor said that short hair was for boys Preached it right in front of the church So she paced on the balcony as the clouds threw up and wept Cuttin’ her skin to get rid of the bad

You don't want to lie No, you don't wanna lie anymore About things that make you sad Things that drive you mad

The girl in the cargo pants How I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, I wish she was dead The girl in the cargo pants How I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, tell all of your friends To drown her in misery

Nathan just laughed and walked through the halls Told stories about his friends and his wealth Runnin’ around in his fancy pants He told her of things she’d never have that amazing life she’d never have

You don't want to lie No, you don't wanna lie anymore About why you feel so bad You don't want to lie No, you don't wanna lie anymore About things that make you sad Things that drive you mad

The girl in the cargo pants How I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, I wish she was dead The girl in the cargo pants How I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, tell all of your friends To drown her in misery

She tried to erase her by just thirteen Because she couldn’t even walk out the door They all think she lied, but the Lord knows she tried To be something that they all would adore They hate what she is and they hate what she's not But hate is nothing new, you will see From the grave to the yard, how I wish that I forgot That the girl in the cargo pants is me

I Did A Photoshoot

I have many plushies. But today. Today I took pictures of my keychains. These are Kokomi (the Squishmallow Stingray) and Sebastian (the Plague Doctor in the shadows).

I love my keychains. I’ll post more plushie photoshoots later, too! I have many.

Love, Shroomie

MY BROTHER JUST SCREAMED "MEDS!" AND RAN HEADFIRST INTO MY ELBOW. HE THEN PROCEEDED TO FALL OFF THE SIDE OF THE BED AND SING THE FNAF THEME.

we then had to convince my mom to let me shitpost abt it on Tumblr.

me: *scrolls Pinterest looking at memes* Yes, moms are the best.

my mom: *gives me a sad glance and reaches for my hand* I love you

me: I love you too.

me: …mom that’s my scrolling hand can I have it back pls

I must be high or smth because I just looked down at my black camo cropped tank top and saw a piece of blue lint on it and thought it was a tiny mouse.

I also have a Velveeta Cheese mustache. Screw you, shells n' cheese.