Jason: So, Demon Spawn, Whatd You Get Me For Christmas?

Jason: So, demon spawn, what’d you get me for Christmas?

Damian, handing him a box: Here.

Jason: *opens box*

Damian: It’s a first edition copy of Misery by Stephen King.

Jason: Oh, how original, even though I have 3 copies of these already.

Dick: Jason, be nice

Tim: Even I have to admit that’s a nice gift. The kid probably murdered his allowance for that.

Damian: Oh, no, I didn’t. That’s one of his copies.

Jason: Wait a minute, you stole my book and gifted it back to me?

Damian: Yes.

Jason: You little-

Damian: Look at the first page

Jason: *sighs and opens book* (;° ロ°) *carefully takes a seat then reads aloud the text* To Jason, you can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will. With best wishes, Stephen King

Dick:

Tim:

Jason:

Damian: Yeah, Raven wanted to get her book signed so I got one of your copies and went with her. Sorry if you didn’t want anyone writing on it, he kinda added a few things to your notes

Jason: (⚆ᗝ⚆) *shaking, while holding the book* Stephen King read my notes?!?!?!

Damian: Yes, I remember him complimenting them and saying you were very observant.

Jason:

You can like someone without loving them and you can love someone without liking them.

When authors figure out the difference I will be able to die happy

I need a fic about this, just imagine the chaos.

batcat: I can call him babygirl

brutalia: I can divorce him

superbat: I can fix him

bruharvey: I can make him worse

ghostbat: I can make him so much worse lmao

Utterly obsessed with the concept of the Bats seeing Dick Grayson as this warm and cuddly, touchy-feely guy, but it’s using Bat standards, so the rest of the world looks at Dick and sees Ray Holt from B99.

Bats: he’s just a happy guy!

Dick:

Damian Al Ghul ~

& Alfred the cat

Students, watching X-men:

Oxford, appears on screen:

Students, immediately: starts shouting, clapping, laughing and whooping