Students, Watching X-men:

Students, watching X-men:

Oxford, appears on screen:

Students, immediately: starts shouting, clapping, laughing and whooping

One braincell and Alfred has it

Thinking about the time the entire batfamily accidentally came across the same body

Just them sharing one brain cell <3

Huh...

i think it should be common knowledge in the dc universe that red hood is casually friends with notable businesswoman talia head. they tweet one another

This is my inspiration for everything

“CAN WE GET A MAINTENANCE GUY DOWN HERE? I don’t think fluorescent bulbs cast that much shadow.”

"Oh, hey dude, how's it going?" "Good, good, you?" "Great, I'm good, I'm good" *leaves* "I have no idea who that man is"

"This is my father, my brother, my other brother, my sister, my newest brother, my other brother, and the leech"

"We are friendly acquaintances," "they are best friends"

Might steal this👀👀👀

I see your 'The JLA find out about the army of vigilantes they didn't know about in Gotham' and I raise you everybody except Bruce joins a team outside Gotham and Batman remains a myth. They always mention their dad in passing but everyone assumed he was a civilian until they call him for back up and he arrives in a million dollar stealth jet and proceeds to beat up the villain of the week and lecture his kids on how they should have been able to handle this.