First We Have The Vampires Asking Guillermo To Test Dildos And Saying They Were Fine Then Lazlo Asked

first we have the vampires asking Guillermo to test dildos and saying they were fine then Lazlo asked Guillermo to strip down and run on a treadmill to collect his sweat then we have him having a little beach day cuz of Guillermo sweat-sunscreen, now we have Nandor asking Guillermo to snip snap his dick, and then freaking out his ‘New’ Companion when he showed it to him, like I just need to know if Guillermo really does all of this stuff and if he does its kinda crazy how casual and chill he is about it. 

Me this week

lowkey i just want Nandor to grovel and just be pathetic and petty this season, I want the moment he finds out Guillermo is bitten by another vampire to go ballistic on Derek, i want him to be relieved that that Lazlo and guillermo arent fcking or something, i want him to realize that Guillermo is turning into a vampire or is already a vampire and already got what he wanted(though he wasnt the one to do it) but still stayed.

The fact that only ship to sail was the "2 seconds of screen time crack ship" and not any of the obvious main ships everybody's been waiting for this season is something fabulous to me

there’s literally no reason for half the things happening in good omens 2 but i love it with all my heart. 

apparently aliens really do exist.... anyways whose ready for good omens season 2????