~RECORD OF RAGNAROK No Sense ~

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 8

*when you're a tiny woman among the gods but you are still one of the primordial deities*

Shiva:.... How tall are you?

Y/n: It doesn't matter how tall I am in centimetres...

Shiva:???

Y/N: It matters that as your royal highness I will be the tallest among you all*smirks *

Shiva; Wanna fight woman?*clearly pissed

Y/N: *dark menacing aura * Are you sure you can win....brat?

Shiva......nevermind.

Y/N: As I thought.

~ RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

~Episode 1 ~

Y/N: wow I've never seen something more beautiful...*stares*

Aphrodite; oh dear! You're making me blush. But compliments won't get you anywhere, human.

Y/N:mh??*was looking at Loki * did you say something ???

Aphrodite:.....*petrified *

Loki;*behind Aphrodite scratching his nose*

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BONUS:

Thor:.....you really need glasses.

Y/N:???? What do you mean???

Thor:also you should run now.

Y/N: wut?

Aphrodite:

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 5

Y/N:you mean the world to me...I love you so much!

Thor:.....

Y/N: Say something!

Thor:.....

Y/N:F*CK YOU!

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 14

Zerofuku: Y/N!!! Buddha was mean with me!!*big tears*

Y/N:WHAT!?

Buddha:THAT'S NOT TRUE!

Zerofuku:*cries and hugs Y/N* he hates me!!

Buddha:Stop lying!

Y/N:*glares* How could you treat him this way? He's just a child!

Buddha:He's even older than me!!!

Y/N: I don't wanna listen to your excuses. No sweets or candies for you today!

Buddha:What!? Not during our Netflix and chill night!! You made my favourites!!

Y/N:Looks like you don't deserve them! Let's go Zerofuku, I'll make you an hot chocolate and cookies.

Zerofuku: Thank you Y/N*big puppy eyes* I luv u so much *hugs them*

Y/N:*cuteness overload* You deserve everything dear *picks him up *

Buddha:*glares at him*

Zerofuku:*smirks and gives him the middle finger *

Buddha: You little piece of s-

Y/N:*turns around with a death glare*

Buddha:sssssugar honey iced tea?

Y/N:No sweets for one week.*walks away*

Zerofuku: *mouths* "See ya loser!"

Buddha: ....."I'll make him pay"

[Owlie note:I know Zero is not like that....but I cannot help but imagine him and buddha as siblings fighting for Y/N's attention)

Le pokemans

What my heart tells me to do:

What my brain tells me to do:

What I really do:

This man stops you at the Castle Gates. Wyd???