~RECORD OF RAGNAROK No Sense ~

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 8

*when you're a tiny woman among the gods but you are still one of the primordial deities*

Shiva:.... How tall are you?

Y/n: It doesn't matter how tall I am in centimetres...

Shiva:???

Y/N: It matters that as your royal highness I will be the tallest among you all*smirks *

Shiva; Wanna fight woman?*clearly pissed

Y/N: *dark menacing aura * Are you sure you can win....brat?

Shiva......nevermind.

Y/N: As I thought.

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 9

Göll: "Elder sister Y/N seems so serious"

Y/N:Brunhilde do me a favor...

Brunhilde: Of course. Whatever you want Y/N...

Y/N:When I die....

Brunhilde: IF you die Y/N.

Y/N:*rolls her eyes* yeah yeah IF I die...

Brunhilde:*looks at her* Y/N....

Y/N:Don't you dare to say that you're gonna have another guardian watching over you.

Göll:*shocked* Eh!? E-elder sister Y/N!?

Y/N: I had to put up with your bullshit for centuries as if I'll do it even during my afterlife.

Brunhilde:I wouldn't even think about it. *smiles*

Y/N:Good, I'm off!! Now it's time to kick some divine ass*smirks*

Göll:"Elder sister Y/N is the weirdest among all the valkyries but..."YOU'RE THE COOLES T ELDER SISTER!

Y/N:Of course I am Göll! *ruffles her hair*

(A.N: I was kinda forced to do a female reader cause valkyries are basically women, I've never heard about male ones. And I did my research. So I'm sorry for all my male and non binary readers 🥺)

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 18

(Oowlie Note: the reader here MUST be biologically a female, so I have to use she/her pronouns I'm sorry for my non binary readers 😥)

Y/N:*having a nice talk with Jack while sitting on Heracles' legs*

Snake:*enters in the room * "Why do I have to bring the message to Lord Hercules !? Why Hermes couldn't do it!? Worst of all Adam is here..." *clearly pissed*

Y/N:*stops talking*

Jack:Dear, is there something wrong?? Is the tea not of your liking? *clearly sad*

Y/N:*stands up and smiles* Oh Jack, I do like this tea I just have to....do a little thing right now.

Jack:*confused*

Heracles:*remembering that time in episode 16 * "Oh shit"

Y/N:*walking towards the Snake*

Snake:What do you want, lowly human?

Y/N:*punches him with all the strength she has in her body*

Adam:*claps*

Lu Bu:*thumbs up*

Owlie:*films everything*

Snake:WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?

Y/N:....this.....IS FOR THE PAIN THAT EVERY SINGLE WOMAN HAS TO ENDURE EVERY FUCKING MONTH.

Snake:...what?

Y/N:YOU AND THAT DAMN APPLE!! YOU ARE THE FUCKING REASON OF OUR PAIN AND SUFFERING *kicks him*

Snake:STOP IT! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!

Y/N: I'LL AVENGE ALL MY FELLOW SISTERS!

Adam: Yeah! Make him pay sweetie!

Eve/Jack:...."Should I tell her...that he is not actually the reason why they/we have our period?"*sweatdrop*

Nostradamus: Wait.... you think that's why you have your periods? ....

Nostradamus: *laughs*HAHAHAHA OH MY, FOR REAL?!!! HAHAHAA You women are all s-

Y/N:*turns around*

Nostradamus:...sssssssso strong to endure that pain! Snake you should pay for your crimes!*clearly shaking in fear*

Snake: WHAT!?

All the men inside the room: "Nice save Nostradamus"

~ Record of Ragnarok no sense🤪~

Episode 3

Y/N:ughhhh dad I'm hungry

Adam:Hello hungry, I'm Adam.

*silence*

Y/N:*gets up*...

Adam:???

Y/N:....*leaves the room*

Adam:Was it that bad?

Cain/Abel: Yes

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense🤪~

Episode 4

Y/N: 3 rules to get along, or at least survive,while living with me

Loki: *listens *

Y/N:number 1...when I'm angry...I'm angry don't even try to piss me off.

Loki:*nods*

Y/N:number 2 if I'm happy...I'm happy! Why should you piss me off?

Loki:*shrugs *

Y/N:*sighs* number 3 if you don't know whether I'm angry or happy DON'T PISS ME OFF. Those are the basics got it?

Loki: got it.

Loki:*black eye and a broken arm*

Thor:you broke the rules...didn't you?

Loki;Yup

Thor:....was even worth it?

Loki;definitely worth it.

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 14

Zerofuku: Y/N!!! Buddha was mean with me!!*big tears*

Y/N:WHAT!?

Buddha:THAT'S NOT TRUE!

Zerofuku:*cries and hugs Y/N* he hates me!!

Buddha:Stop lying!

Y/N:*glares* How could you treat him this way? He's just a child!

Buddha:He's even older than me!!!

Y/N: I don't wanna listen to your excuses. No sweets or candies for you today!

Buddha:What!? Not during our Netflix and chill night!! You made my favourites!!

Y/N:Looks like you don't deserve them! Let's go Zerofuku, I'll make you an hot chocolate and cookies.

Zerofuku: Thank you Y/N*big puppy eyes* I luv u so much *hugs them*

Y/N:*cuteness overload* You deserve everything dear *picks him up *

Buddha:*glares at him*

Zerofuku:*smirks and gives him the middle finger *

Buddha: You little piece of s-

Y/N:*turns around with a death glare*

Buddha:sssssugar honey iced tea?

Y/N:No sweets for one week.*walks away*

Zerofuku: *mouths* "See ya loser!"

Buddha: ....."I'll make him pay"

[Owlie note:I know Zero is not like that....but I cannot help but imagine him and buddha as siblings fighting for Y/N's attention)