Le Pokemans

Le pokemans

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 7

Buddha:*eating his chocolate bars *

Y/N:*stares at them* can I have one? *puppy eyes*

Buddha:....no.

Y/N:Please! Just one !!!

Buddha: No.

Y/N: Come oooon! I love you!

Buddha:I love you too but no.*keeps eating*

Y/N:....you're going to eat them all

Buddha:Yup...

Y/N:....do you wanna sleep on the couch tonight?

Buddha:...*stops eating * you wouldn't...

Y/N: Or maybe for 1 month.

Buddha:.....*gives you a chocolate bar*

Y/N:*smiles* Thank you honey*eats it*

Buddha:....you're evil.

Y/N: I love you too❤

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 10

Y/N: *reading*

Poseidon: "they're reading the book Hades gave her...Again..."

Y/N*closes the book and hugs it while smiling * Always Perfect.

Poseidon:.....*silently approaches his lover* Y/N..

Y/N:*almost gets an heart attack* Poseidon, my dear husband ...I do love you so much but you're gonna give me an heart attack if you do that again. Do you wish for my death? * touches their chest*

Poseidon:Y/N you are a divine being, you can't possibly die for an heart attack.

Y/N: Dear it was a joke. Anyway, do you need something?

Poseidon:You seem to like a lot that book....

Y/N:W-well yes.

Poseidon:what is that book about?

Y/N:Umh...Art??? I guess*looks away*

Poseidon:You're lying...

Y/N:O-of course not! How could you assume that! I would never lie to you!

Poseidon:You look away when you lie. You always do that especially when you make pranks on Zeus and Adamas,but they are too stupid to notice.

Y/N: Oh..."Am I that obvious!? Well at least to him"

Poseidon:Now tell me....why....do you like that book so much? Is it because Hades gave it to you?*clearly pissed* Is he courting you?

Y/N:No of course!!

Poseidon:Then show it to me!*tries to get the book*

Y/N:No!!!*runs away*

Poseidon:Fool...*easily catches them*

Y/N:Shit! *tries to escape* Release me!! Now!

Poseidon:Be good and let me see this book*reaches for it *

Y/N:WAIT!

*the books falls on the floor and pictures get out of it*

Poseidon:.....are those.....picture of me....

Y/N:...Can a deity die for embarrassment? Cause I think I'm gonna die right now....

Poseidon:....So that's why you say 'always perfect' everytime you read it.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BONUS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

~ Hellheim ~

Hades: Y/N is really enjoying Poseidon's album. I'm glad I did a copy for them. But I hope that he never finds...

Poseidon:*breaks the door*.... Hades....*dark aura*

Hades:.....out...*sighs*

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 12

*Pov. You are an older sister figure to Rudra and Shiva*

~After Shiva's fight~

Y/N:You won....in the end.

Shiva:*nods*

Y/N: And you lost three arms while doing that.

Shiva:*looks down*

Rudra:Elder sister Y/N....don't be too harsh on him.

Y/N:Am I talking to you??*glares*

Rudra:....*keeps quiet*

Y/N:....since day one...you two brats have been nothing but a pain in the ass for me...

Rudra/Shiva:*keep looking down*

Y/N:It has been centuries but you still give me a f*cking headache....*rise her arms*

Rudra/Shiva:*both ready to get the hit*

Y/N:*pats their heads* You are big and strong but still two brats inside those little brains of yours.*smiles*

Rudra/Shiva:*surprised* elder sister...*really touched *

Y/N:*also slaps them*

*the two gods fly into the wall*

Y/N: That's why I'm still keeping an eye on you!! Now go to the infirmary you need it! *walks away*

Indra:That....

Vishnu:Was sure cruel...

Agni:I did know she was strict but...that was really too much...

Varna: Rudra...Shiva are you still alive??

Rudra/Shiva:*getting on their feet *

Shiva:Big sis smiled....to us....

Rudra:She did.....

The two smiles: SHE'S PROUD OF US!!

The other gods:... Wtf...

Shiva:Her slap was softer than the ones she usually gave us!

The gods:"THAT WAS SOFT!?"

Rudra:Right!? If it was one of those we would have broken 3 walls!!

The gods:.....*turn around and look at Y/N* "How did they survive with ...that woman!?"

Y/N:✌

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪 ~

~Episode 2 ~

~Olympus~

*all the Olympian gods are having fun at the banquet*

Y/N:*stares*

Poseidon:*stares back*

Ares;what are they doing?

Ermes:communicating, I guess.

Y/N: *fills Poseidon's cup with wine*

Poseidon:*drinks it*

Ares:how?

Ermes:*shrugs*

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense🤪 ~

Episode 16

Loki:*black eye *

Thor:....what did you do this time?

Loki:... Ask Y/N...

Thor:????

Thor:*black eye*

Hermes:What happened to you???

Thor/Loki: Ask Y/N.

Hermes:???

Hermes:*black eye*

Loki:....

Thor:....

Hercules:Should I even ask what happened to you?

Loki/Hermes/Thor:Ask Y/N.

Hercules:*with a black eye* ....

Shiva:....Guys what the heck happened to you??

Loki/Hermes/Thor:Ask...

Hercules:*on the verge of crying* I just asked Y/N what happened. She said nothing but it was clear that something was wrong so I asked her why she was angry and then she punched me!*crying*

Loki:Idiot...now he won't know our pain.

Shiva:So you wanted to send me to her just to get punched.

Loki:Exactly.

Shiva:Well I wouldn't have done that regardless.

Thor:Why?

Shiva:Are you serious?! Like hell I will approach that girl while she is on her period. Having 3 wives sure teaches you something about it.

The 4 gods:.....Oh that's why she was angry....

Shiva:*facepalm* "Idiots"

[Owlie note: IT WAS HARD TO ME WRITING HERCULES GETTING HURT🥺]