RoR Incorrect Quotes#80 Old Muppet

RoR Incorrect quotes#80 Old Muppet

Currently, you were taken by the greek gods after they found out you could bend time(Not knowing why or how)

Poseidon: Stop thinking about your Dick, You baby in fact, stop thinking, period,You’ll just hurt yourself, you old muppet

S.S Y/n*Snorts in the chair you were roped*Muppet

Zeus: And why would I listen to an unemotional stuck-up brother like you? You’re not even that loved!

S.S Y/n*Already cut the rope and snapped fingers at Poseidon*Zing!

Poseidon: I’m more loved than you are

S.S Y/n*Pokes Zeus Nose*he got you!

Zeus: You’re nothing but a low-rent Aquaman

S.S Y/n: Oh!?*Looks up at Poseidon*

Poseidon: Well, that’s rich coming from you, Baby brother, ’cause you know what you are?

S.S Y/n*Makes a wave for Zeus to be quiet*Wait for it~

Poseidon: You’re a dusty, crusty, slow-thinking, no-reading, STD-diseased, flea-ridden dingleberry RUNT

S.S Y/n*Is losing it and covers mouth and raises fist in the air*Boom!

Zeus: I haven’t got dingleberries!

Hades*Hugs Zeus and pats his back who is sadden*No-No.., you do. You do have ’em...

S.S Y/n*Wheezes falling off the chair* Dingleberries!

Oi! You shut up, you little mortal, or I’ll cut you from pooper to snooter!

S.S Y/n*gasps and smiles pushing his fist away, happy jumps*I’m in the mix now! Okay! Okay, here we go-

S.S Y/n: You’re all a bunch of knuckle-dragging, sexist-scrounging, grub (bleep), oafish (bleep)-

Zeus,Ares,Heracles:...😲🤯

Hades*Is actually surprised and his hand covers his mouth*😲

Poseidon,Hermes*Both raised their brows taken aback*...

S.S Y/n: (bleep) munching, mangy (bleep) nugget, (bleep), and your snooter!*Points at Zeus and rolls on the floor laughing*

Somewhere out there...a figure watching them

Adamas*Huffs at them, with a rare smile* I like the cut of their jib

Tiny human knows better burns then y'all...

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 5

Y/N:you mean the world to me...I love you so much!

Thor:.....

Y/N: Say something!

Thor:.....

Y/N:F*CK YOU!

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 14

Zerofuku: Y/N!!! Buddha was mean with me!!*big tears*

Y/N:WHAT!?

Buddha:THAT'S NOT TRUE!

Zerofuku:*cries and hugs Y/N* he hates me!!

Buddha:Stop lying!

Y/N:*glares* How could you treat him this way? He's just a child!

Buddha:He's even older than me!!!

Y/N: I don't wanna listen to your excuses. No sweets or candies for you today!

Buddha:What!? Not during our Netflix and chill night!! You made my favourites!!

Y/N:Looks like you don't deserve them! Let's go Zerofuku, I'll make you an hot chocolate and cookies.

Zerofuku: Thank you Y/N*big puppy eyes* I luv u so much *hugs them*

Y/N:*cuteness overload* You deserve everything dear *picks him up *

Buddha:*glares at him*

Zerofuku:*smirks and gives him the middle finger *

Buddha: You little piece of s-

Y/N:*turns around with a death glare*

Buddha:sssssugar honey iced tea?

Y/N:No sweets for one week.*walks away*

Zerofuku: *mouths* "See ya loser!"

Buddha: ....."I'll make him pay"

[Owlie note:I know Zero is not like that....but I cannot help but imagine him and buddha as siblings fighting for Y/N's attention)

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 12

*Pov. You are an older sister figure to Rudra and Shiva*

~After Shiva's fight~

Y/N:You won....in the end.

Shiva:*nods*

Y/N: And you lost three arms while doing that.

Shiva:*looks down*

Rudra:Elder sister Y/N....don't be too harsh on him.

Y/N:Am I talking to you??*glares*

Rudra:....*keeps quiet*

Y/N:....since day one...you two brats have been nothing but a pain in the ass for me...

Rudra/Shiva:*keep looking down*

Y/N:It has been centuries but you still give me a f*cking headache....*rise her arms*

Rudra/Shiva:*both ready to get the hit*

Y/N:*pats their heads* You are big and strong but still two brats inside those little brains of yours.*smiles*

Rudra/Shiva:*surprised* elder sister...*really touched *

Y/N:*also slaps them*

*the two gods fly into the wall*

Y/N: That's why I'm still keeping an eye on you!! Now go to the infirmary you need it! *walks away*

Indra:That....

Vishnu:Was sure cruel...

Agni:I did know she was strict but...that was really too much...

Varna: Rudra...Shiva are you still alive??

Rudra/Shiva:*getting on their feet *

Shiva:Big sis smiled....to us....

Rudra:She did.....

The two smiles: SHE'S PROUD OF US!!

The other gods:... Wtf...

Shiva:Her slap was softer than the ones she usually gave us!

The gods:"THAT WAS SOFT!?"

Rudra:Right!? If it was one of those we would have broken 3 walls!!

The gods:.....*turn around and look at Y/N* "How did they survive with ...that woman!?"

Y/N:✌

@luxthestrange Never had so much fun in my life

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 8

*when you're a tiny woman among the gods but you are still one of the primordial deities*

Shiva:.... How tall are you?

Y/n: It doesn't matter how tall I am in centimetres...

Shiva:???

Y/N: It matters that as your royal highness I will be the tallest among you all*smirks *

Shiva; Wanna fight woman?*clearly pissed

Y/N: *dark menacing aura * Are you sure you can win....brat?

Shiva......nevermind.

Y/N: As I thought.