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@luxthestrange Never had so much fun in my life
~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪 ~
~Episode 2 ~
~Olympus~
*all the Olympian gods are having fun at the banquet*
Y/N:*stares*
Poseidon:*stares back*
Ares;what are they doing?
Ermes:communicating, I guess.
Y/N: *fills Poseidon's cup with wine*
Poseidon:*drinks it*
Ares:how?
Ermes:*shrugs*
~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense🤪 ~
Episode 16
Loki:*black eye *
Thor:....what did you do this time?
Loki:... Ask Y/N...
Thor:????
Thor:*black eye*
Hermes:What happened to you???
Thor/Loki: Ask Y/N.
Hermes:???
Hermes:*black eye*
Loki:....
Thor:....
Hercules:Should I even ask what happened to you?
Loki/Hermes/Thor:Ask Y/N.
Hercules:*with a black eye* ....
Shiva:....Guys what the heck happened to you??
Loki/Hermes/Thor:Ask...
Hercules:*on the verge of crying* I just asked Y/N what happened. She said nothing but it was clear that something was wrong so I asked her why she was angry and then she punched me!*crying*
Loki:Idiot...now he won't know our pain.
Shiva:So you wanted to send me to her just to get punched.
Loki:Exactly.
Shiva:Well I wouldn't have done that regardless.
Thor:Why?
Shiva:Are you serious?! Like hell I will approach that girl while she is on her period. Having 3 wives sure teaches you something about it.
The 4 gods:.....Oh that's why she was angry....
Shiva:*facepalm* "Idiots"
[Owlie note: IT WAS HARD TO ME WRITING HERCULES GETTING HURT🥺]
~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 😌~
Episode 20
Y/N: Zeus listen an advice from a wise person.
Zeus:Since when you're wise?
Y/N:Shush and hear me out.
Zeus:*sighs and listens*
Y/N:women are like glass....fragile...you can break them...
Zeus:That's true. *smirks*
Y/N: ..BUT....if you try to step on them....they will fucking hurt you*evil smirk*
Zeus:*sweatdrops*
Y/N:And that's why I made a few calls. *snaps their fingers* Ladies!
*all Zeus' human lovers + Hera come out*
Zeus:*knows that he's fucked*
Y/N:I believe that is time for your revenge.
Hera:LET'S FUCKING KICK HIS OLD CHEATING ASS!
The girls: YES!
Zeus: Oh would you look at the time! I gotta go!! *gets chained * WTF!?
Y/N: Not so fast old man. You gotta pay for your crimes *smirks and gives Hera a pair of scissors*
BONUS:
~Olympus~
All the gods could hear Zeus' high pitched screams.
Herakles:Nobody is gonna help him...right??
Hermes:Nope. *smiles*
Ares: I care about my life.*clearly scared of his mother*
Poseidon:Not me *reads*
Hades:He has to learn from his mistakes.
HADES HEADCANONS
Hades would give his S/O flowers to show how much he loves them, he usually pick ones with meanings or your favorites so he can see you happy. He also pick some of his favorites so when he sees that your busy he would put a flower on your hair admiring you.
Y’all don’t understand how hype I am for the new battle for Ror and also the second part of the battle on Netflix. I WANNA SCREAMMM
