NARUTO HEADCANNONS

NARUTO HEADCANNONS

Things the Naruto boys would do at 2 am

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Kenma: So you and Bokuto are finally together?

Akaashi: Me and Bokuto-san are only friends

Kenma: you're literally wearing his hoodie

Akaashi: It's a very friendly gesture

This comes from this

Which is my "story" (How do you call this? It's not like a headcanon book... it's just a bunch of scene)

Masterlist and rules

Kakashi, after 2 days of no sleeping: Did you know that dolphins can sometimes rape people?

Gai, really concerned at this point: please just go to sleep

Things the Naruto boys would do at 2 am

Warnings: none

Characters: Shikamaru, Naruto, Kakashi

Masterlist and rules

Shikamaru

Ok, before you say anything. He couldn't sleep

He didn't know why, he just found himself wide awake at 2 am

And he was so pissed

So, since he couldn't sleep, he decided to go stargazing

The ceiling wasn't interesting enough

He would have gone with Choji, but it was too late

So yeah, he pretty much just climbed to the roof, scaring the shit out of his mother who heard noises

And he stayed there until he fell asleep

Naruto

Someone please save Sasuke

And Sakura

And Kakashi

Man decided that if he couldn't sleep even his friends couldn't

He tried to go to Iruka too, but last time it didn't go well, so...

He valued his life

First he took Sakura who was too sleepy to give a damn about being on the blonde's shoulders

Then he went to Kakashi and convinced him to go annoy Sasuke He bribed him with Icha-Icha

Emo boy wasn't pleased

But he was silenced when the pinkette was thrown at him

I take back what I said before... he doesn't value his life

Emo boy and pink girl chased him

And Kakashi just watched while taking something to eat

They found each other one over the other the next morning

No one said anything about Sasuke hugging Naruto's leg just as no one said anything about Sakura's foot in Naruto's mouth while her thumb was in Sasuke's mouth

Kakashi blackmailed them he didn't value his life either

Kakashi

He usually wasn't one to sleep early, but he wouldn't stay up all night either

It was rare for him to stay up until sunrise reading, but sometimes it would happen

If he wasn't interrupted by Naruto he would continue his reading

But if it was just a bad night and bad memories came to him...

Then it was another story

He would summon Pukkun and convince him to take a stroll he needed to bribe him with dog treats

Since Pukkun is such an amazing dog and friend he gave up his totally not wanted sleep and accompanied his owner

This two walked until sunrise while talking

And Pukkun didn't complain once about the time

In the end Kakashi was late to his appointment once again

But at least he got sleep

There is a goddamn Naruto coat in the window of the charity shop across the road from my flat and the employees have dressed it up in a womens belt and necklace not realising that it isn’t a casual womans garment.

Kakashi: He'll come back eventually

Iruka: [breaks out crying]

[After Naruto went to train with Jiraiya]

Kakashi: Hey, sensei, you ok?

Iruka: Yeah...why?

Kakashi: Well you’ve been staring at that frog for the last three hours.

Iruka:

Iruka: [tearing up] nArUtO uSeD tO lIkE fRoGs