Naruto Characters X Things I Said Pt.2

Naruto characters x things I said pt.2

Warnings: a few swear words, mention of anxiety and panic attacks, but there's no description about it

Part 1 - part 3 - part4 - part5 - part 6 - part 7

Just a little note. There's a point that can be easily misunderstood. It's the sentence I gave to Sakura. I want to say that my father is a beautiful person, we just like to roast each other. I love him and he loves me with all his heart. Just wanted to clarify.

Masterlist and rules

Shikamaru: You know, I would like to have a girlfriend, but I'm too lazy to date. I mean. I should go to dates, put in efforts...

Hinata, to Sakura: You know, I have terrible taste in men, but damn, you got some real trash there

Kakashi: My anxiety today came home. It was a while and I didn't miss her

Sakura: I have a beautiful relationship with my father. I annoy him, he calls me a bitch, I thank him and the we just go on with our day

Itachi, with a straight face: I passed last year having panic attacks and cry myself to sleep, so now I just let it go

Itachi, two seconds later, in his head: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yamato, at some point while keeping team seven: Why am I doing this? What went through my head that made me say this was a good idea? I don't even like this shit.

Iruka, while hugging a kid: Yeah, I don't like childern

Ino: Ignoring my problems is how I go on

Shisui, looking in the mirror: And I ask myself why people thinks I'm gay

Kiba, crying on his academy test: I just want to go home

Tenten, with her hair in her hands: Turns out I have amazing hairdresser skills

Kushina: Today my professor said I look like Sofia Loren. I don't know where he saw it, but that shit kept me going

Naruto: I want to go home. Please I just want to go home

Sasuke: I'm awkward, emotionally unstable and I don't like people

Gaara: It's not my fault I don't know how to display emotions. Nobody ever taught me how!

Masterlist and rules

Kuroo: Sometimes facing your fears head on is the best way to realize they aren’t actually scary

Yumire: Yeah, I totally agree. Like when I climbed a mountain during a lighting storm and demanded to be struck by lightning. I didn’t get hurt at all and now I’m not even scared of God anymore

Kuroo: That’s not what I meant

Yaku: YOU DID WHAT!!!!

Headcanons;

Them reacting to you wearing your father's sweater: kuroo, atsumu, akaashi

Haikyuu boys seeing you in your brothers hoodie: sugawara, kakeyama

Haikyu boys with a s/o who needs to constantly hear noise: part1, Part2

Iwaoi hcs

Kageyama hcs

They're the type of...

One shots

Sugawara:

Hide and seek: That wasn't how hide and seek is supposed to go

Them reacting to you wearing your father's sweater

Warnings: none

Since I wear my dad's things often I thought about what would happen if someone didn't know my sweater is actually not mine but my dad's.

Masterlist and rules

Kuroo

Man was confused

Like, really confused

There was absolutely no way that was your sweater and that was a fact.

He glared at you for most of the time

Well, not at you, more like at your outfit

You were wearing another man's sweater AND YOU ACTED LIKE IT WAS NORMAL

Kuroo, my man... take a sit and breath

He knew you wouldn't cheat on him, but he couldn't help but think that maybe, just maybe, one of your friends was making a move on you using the sweater as an excuse

His mind was a mess

You know that moment in SpongeBob where his brain is going on fire and there are little SpongeBob that are trying to save things?

Kuroo's mind in that moment

You almost laughed at him when you saw the face he was making

But he assured you he wasn't making any face. There was absolutely no way he was jealous. Nope. Not one bit

"Kuroo, stop glaring at me"

"I'm not glaring at you"

"Then stop glaring at my sweater"

He didn't respond

To be fair, you actually teased him a little

But in the end you told him

He didn't know how to react

He just said "oh" with an emotionless face and hugged you

Please tell him beforehand or this man's heart will crumble

Atsumu

He glared from afar

Since you were at one of his games he couldn't come and talk to you, but you knew something was wrong when his serve almost broke the receiver's arms

It wasn't going to broke them, but it looked like it

Now. Atsumu wasn't angry

But he thought that if you saw how good he was then maybe you wouldn't broke up with him

How he went to a break up from a sweater only his mind knows

They ended up winning, but he didn't really look pleased

So you went to greet him after he changed

AND MAN ASKED YOU IF YOU STILL LOVED HIM

Like, dude, get a hold of yourself

But apparently you knew what he was talking about

Osamu looked at you like you were some strange alien documentary on discovery Channel. Man was confused by both of you

"It's my dad's"

"What?"

"The sweater. It's my dad's"

Never seen someone lit up so quickly.

He almost killed you from how tight he hugged you

In the end you bought him food to make up for the misunderstanding

Akaashi

Pretty boy knew you liked baggy clothes

But he never saw you weat that sweater before

And he knew you didn't go shopping

Pretty boy remembers a lot and you are part of that lot

He is a calm and collected man so he approaches it immediately and without making a fuss

But he can't help but wonder if it's from another boy

He does feel upset, but he wants to know before judging the situation

Every person should be like this

He approaches you and as you hug him he smells a familiar scent

He isn't sure, but he knew he smelt it before

"Hi love, is the sweater new?"

The smile you have because of this man, I swear

"You noticed. But it's actually my dad's"

He just nods and never talks about it again

But you can se the relief as he relaxs his shoulders

Pretty boy was so worried, please tell him you love him

Physically I could put in some effort but emotionally? Imagine the toll

cha cha real smooth