Naruto Characters X Things I Said Pt.3

Naruto characters x things I said pt.3

Because apparently people like to read how I try to keep myself together

Warnings: none

Part 1 - part 2 - part4 - part5 - part 6 - part 7

Masterlist and rules

Sasuke: today someone asked me who's funeral is just because I was in black clothes. So I looked at him dead in the eyes and smiled at him. He run away and I haven't saw him for the rest of the day

Sai, looking to one of his drawings: Please don't look at me with that disappointment... wait, why am I even talking to a drawing. I draw this. I decided what he needed to look like... Am I disappointed at myself?

Sai, two seconds later: And J act like I didn't know it

Ino: Apparently I am not a simp, I'm just incredibly horny

Naruto, feeling his face after a fight: It can't be that bad

Naruto, looking in the mirror: It is that bad. It is so, so bad

Kakashi:The fact that you're not the healthy friend scares me. Because I'm not the healthy friend either!

Shisui, trying to convince himself in front of the mirror: I'm so gonna fail this, but at least I look good

Hinata, with a lost gaze: I just cried for 3 hours straight, but it's fine

Hinata, few moments later, crying: it's not fine. It's not fine at all dammit

Sakura, in front of the mirror: And remember. You might failing your life but at least you'll die looking good

Also Sakura the next day: I look like I'm homeless, but I'm in my own house and no one can tell me what to do

Teacher: you'll have just nine minutes for the test. 30 seconds for every question. I made it so you won't be able to cheat

Itachi, activating his sharingan: bold of you to assume I won't be able to cheat in 30 seconds

Don't cheat on your tests kids. It wont help you

Tenten: this will probably make me cry. I better sit on my emotional chair

Neji, looking at his cat going away from his bed: The betrayal. Ok, go on, I don't need you

Also Neji when the cats returns: Hi love of my life I missed you come here, cuddle me

Gaara: I don't get all this emotion thing. You mean I can cry in front of others and not feel bad about being a burden? What kind of witchery is this?

Masterlist and rules

Neji, sipping his tea: Sometimes I wonder when he'll discover the trick. Most of the times [looks at Gai] I just enjoy

Tenten: Goodnight, Gai-sensei.

Gai: Goodnight, Tenten!

Tenten: Goodnight, evil ghost who eats jonin who are bad.

Kakashi [through a radio under Gai's bed]: Goodnight.

Third hokage: we won't tell Naruto he's a jinchuriki and we'll make a law about not talking about it in hope he'll have a normal childhood

Meanwhile

Kazekage: Yeah, I'll make my son a monster and I'll let everyone know. Maybe even try to kill him after I regret my choices. Who knows, life is crazy

Genma, passing beside them for some reason: No offense Kakashi, but you're right

Kakashi: I think my instincts about people are way better than yours

Iruka: Why?

Kakashi: Well, I picked you.

Kakashi: You, on the other hand, picked me.

Shisui headcanons

Because this man lives rent free in my head

Masterlist and rules

I firmly believe that no one ever encountered Shisui and said they didn't like him. Everyone apparently loved Shisui

He would ruffle every kid's hair and often give them candy's like old grannys do

He doesn't want to cut his hair

Like he genuinely hates to cut it

But one time they were so long that it went in his eyes, so he decided to trim it from time to time

Itachi is actually the one remembering him

No one can keep me away from CURLY Shisui

I am 100% positive he has little curls when his hair gets long

And he loves to feel that little curl between his fingers

He brings Itachi to restaurants after missions

He genuinely worries that Itachi isn't eating like he should because of the stress

In a nonmassacre!AU he would become a teacher like Kakashi, but he would still help in the police force from time to time

He would totally raise the kids to be like him

He doesn't actually know how to teach them so he just gives them a bunch of strange tasks

And when they manage to pull it off he's just " that was possible?!"

He's a bit strict tho and takes training seriously

He probably pester Sasuke from time to time

He definetly helps Naruto with his pranks

Sasuke is the victim

He gets scolded by Itachi after that, because he should be the adult

He still doesn't listen

He goes to Sakura when he's badly hurt even if she scolds him more than Itachi because that girl has skills

However he gets grumpy every time she puts him in the hospital

On a more Canon note:

He definetly hugged Itachi often when they were out of the compound

They were best bros

He loved to stroke Itachi's hair because they were soft and mesmerizing

Itachi complained every time because he was dirting his hair

He loved to confuse Itachi so he would often say thing totally out of the blue

Like: "Oh, clouds are just endless water bottles" and he would just continue walking like nothing happened

And Itachi would just stare at him like he was high on drugs

Or then again: "you need to murder two people to change the number of murders in the words"

Itachi didn't sleep that night

Still haunts him to this day

Masterlist and rules

Iruka: No but maybe you know someone who can

Naruto: Oh, yeah, Kakashi-sensei is a good cook

Iruka: HELP! I TOLD KAKASHI I'D COOK DINNER FOR HIM BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Naruto, pouring milk directly into a bag of cereal: And you thought I could help?