Naruto Characters X Things I Said Pt.3

Naruto characters x things I said pt.3

Because apparently people like to read how I try to keep myself together

Warnings: none

Part 1 - part 2 - part4 - part5 - part 6 - part 7

Masterlist and rules

Sasuke: today someone asked me who's funeral is just because I was in black clothes. So I looked at him dead in the eyes and smiled at him. He run away and I haven't saw him for the rest of the day

Sai, looking to one of his drawings: Please don't look at me with that disappointment... wait, why am I even talking to a drawing. I draw this. I decided what he needed to look like... Am I disappointed at myself?

Sai, two seconds later: And J act like I didn't know it

Ino: Apparently I am not a simp, I'm just incredibly horny

Naruto, feeling his face after a fight: It can't be that bad

Naruto, looking in the mirror: It is that bad. It is so, so bad

Kakashi:The fact that you're not the healthy friend scares me. Because I'm not the healthy friend either!

Shisui, trying to convince himself in front of the mirror: I'm so gonna fail this, but at least I look good

Hinata, with a lost gaze: I just cried for 3 hours straight, but it's fine

Hinata, few moments later, crying: it's not fine. It's not fine at all dammit

Sakura, in front of the mirror: And remember. You might failing your life but at least you'll die looking good

Also Sakura the next day: I look like I'm homeless, but I'm in my own house and no one can tell me what to do

Teacher: you'll have just nine minutes for the test. 30 seconds for every question. I made it so you won't be able to cheat

Itachi, activating his sharingan: bold of you to assume I won't be able to cheat in 30 seconds

Don't cheat on your tests kids. It wont help you

Tenten: this will probably make me cry. I better sit on my emotional chair

Neji, looking at his cat going away from his bed: The betrayal. Ok, go on, I don't need you

Also Neji when the cats returns: Hi love of my life I missed you come here, cuddle me

Gaara: I don't get all this emotion thing. You mean I can cry in front of others and not feel bad about being a burden? What kind of witchery is this?

Masterlist and rules

Oikawa and Iwaizumi hcs

Warnings: none

Masterlist and rules

Ok, we all saw little bug catcher Iwaizumi

I think every time he found a new bug he would tell Oikawa and this dude would leave his volleyball and speed in his direction

Yo, you wanna see some real speed?

I think Oikawa was a really curious child and he would look at every bug Iwaizumi would catch

But the moment Iwa tryed to let him touch the bug he would run away like no tomorrow

Curious yes, but he valued his life

"It's not like the bug likes you anyway"

And that's how Oikawa became invested in demonstrate people are wrong

I am a firm believer that they kissed at least once when they were like 5 because Oikawa was clingy and his love language was physical touch and he loved to demonstrate with actions

Iwa still doesn't talk about it

Oikawa goes red every time his sister mentions it

When Oikawa and Iwaizumi had a sleepover and Oikawa needed to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night he would wake up Iwa and drag him to the bathroom, because:

"Monsters are afraid of you, I'm little and defenseless"

Just say you're a crybaby and go smh

The fact is, now that they grew up, every time Oikawa leaves the bed to go to the bathroom, Iwa wakes up without Oikawa making noises

Soulmates (friends or more is indifferent) much

He still blames Oikawa for this

Even if he is fed up with it, Oikawa watches Godzilla with Iwaizumi every time he wants on movie night

Iwa does the same, but with Gossip Girls and volleyball matches

Yes, Oikawa watches Gossip girls, no you can't change my mind

Iwa uses to retrieve Oikawa every time he stays late at the gym

He scolds him

And Oikawa can do nothing but feel guilty

Iwa best parent

They hug a lot when they greet each other

During the timeskip they FaceTimed a lot

And Oikawa teached swear words in Spanish to Iwaizumi, because why not?

I don't really know what swear words there are in spanish, my grandma didn't teach me any, but hijo de puta said by Oikawa sounds good. It's a classic

When they were little they would say "I love you"

But now they just go "Iwa-chan" and "You need something Trashykawa?"

And just smile and laugh, because that's how they say I love you now

Masterlist and rules

Naruto, eating cereal in the kitchen: Could you please not?

Iruka: I just had the most amazing bath.

Kakashi: Really? I don't like baths.

Iruka: You like them with me.

Kakashi: It's not the bath I enjoy, it's the wet hot guy.

Iruka: No but maybe you know someone who can

Naruto: Oh, yeah, Kakashi-sensei is a good cook

Iruka: HELP! I TOLD KAKASHI I'D COOK DINNER FOR HIM BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Naruto, pouring milk directly into a bag of cereal: And you thought I could help?

Third hokage: we won't tell Naruto he's a jinchuriki and we'll make a law about not talking about it in hope he'll have a normal childhood

Meanwhile

Kazekage: Yeah, I'll make my son a monster and I'll let everyone know. Maybe even try to kill him after I regret my choices. Who knows, life is crazy