sodium-h

It's all fictional, there's no wa-gosh that's hot

I write when I feel like it. other times I just put my two braincells to create dumb shit

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Conversations I Would Have With Mcu Characters Part 3

Conversations I would have with mcu characters part 3

Part 1 - part2 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6

Masterlist and rules

Me and Bucky: *Italian arguing*

Sam: the fuck are they saying?

Natasha, watching with popcorn: *gasp* oh no he didn't

Me and Bucky: *screams intensifies*

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3 years ago

Conversations with mcu characters part 5

Part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 6

Masterlist and rules

Peter: ehy, have you seen how many mafia fanfiction are on Captain Rogers?

Me: yes. Honestly, as an Italian, I find it insulting. People should stop romanticising mafia and learn what it really is

Peter: Wait what? You're Italian? I thought you were Spanish!

Me: How the fuck do I sound Spanish?

Peter: But you talk Spanish!

Me: I'm bilingual!

Tags :

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3 years ago

How it would go if I met Bucky through Sam.

Part 2 - Part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6

Masterlist and rules

Sam: and that on the boat is Bucky

Me: Sam. That's a bisexual

Sam: what?

Me: that's a bisexual. I know one of my kind when I see one

Sam: that's the weirdest way to tell me you're bi

Me: I thought you knew. I'm not really secret about it. Also... really... straight people don't stand like that *point at bucky*

Sam: Don't generalize. Steve used to stand like that

Me: I never said that Steve was straight, now did I?

Bucky: 'cause he wasn't

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3 years ago

Kakashi, curling more into Iruka, visibly lying: ...No

Kakashi: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Iruka: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Kakashi: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Iruka: Is it working?

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3 years ago

SPIDERMAN NO WAY HOME SPOILERS. BEWARE

Tom's Peter recreating the suit just by his memory is the epitome of nerd. Like, dude saw the suit for a really short time, yet he recreated it without a problem

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sodium-h

3 years ago

MARVEL THINGS

Conversations I would have with mcu characters

Meeting Bucky through Sam

Making Steve realise he's not straight

Natasha enjoys some Italian arguing

Waxing time

How tf do I sound Spanish?!

You don't know latin?!

Incorrect quotes:

Things I heard and said as marvel characters

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