WTF Oedipus Is Way More Bizarre From What I Thought

WTF oedipus is way more bizarre from what I thought

Are those real lines from troilus and cressida?

Circe: come inside

Odysseus: damn

And I ask myself, was that a "gods my friends are idiots" damn, or a "she sounds awesome" damn

Olympus, can i adopt them??

"can i kiss you?" i asked hyacinthus in a whisper "what?" he answered i held his face and kissed him. he stumbled back and i almost fell on him, but he managed to steady himself. to my surprise, he didn't push me away. to my greater surprise, he held me "a special reason?" he asked "no reason" i replied "please don't leave" and he didn't leave

-under the sun (my fanfic!), chapter 25

im still working on it, tho

my friend, giveing me a cookie: because you were the only one that didnt eat marshmallow me: no, i dont eat lotus my friend, knowing what im about to say: ... me: im traumatized from the odyssey my friend: why am i even talking to you-