Voldemort: I'm Gonna Kill You Harry Potter

Voldemort: I'm gonna kill you Harry potter

Harry : alright fine , just get it over with alright. You're like a bloody teenage girl , obsessed with another teenage boy , smuggling me your diary , made another boy try to clear Path to reach to me ( Draco ) and not to forget you purposely made sure I would be there at the fucking graveyard of your father or yours I don't even care at this point , you could've just asked anyone else to kill me but no you said " he is mine " like I'm your bloody property and then you literally whispered in my ear at the ministry , like seriously even then you couldn't kill me and now we're here with you no nose man with a fucking gang of yours in all black , I mean seriously maroon would've been better and what's with your stupid fingers ,nagini if she had any fingers would have had better finger's and literally your bald and not to forget it's because of me . Seriously all your are is because of me . And about killing me you stupid idiot could've just thrown me out of the window I would've died but no you had to wait 17 years to kill me , I swear Neville could've killed me faster you idiot . So now kill me and get it over with because you're extremely dramatic and you've been successfully failing at it so now just do it dude , just do it . Take my wand so you don't lose , yet again .

Sometime later

Ron and Hermione : Harry , what are you doing here ?

Harry *eating an apple *: oh I made Voldemort cry so he decided to put the fight at rest for a while and I was hungry so

Draco : you made the dark lord cry ?

Harry : that's right Draco and stop looking at me like that , it's one bloody apple , you can take more from the kitchen .

Meanwhile

Voldemort *sniffing* : it's not like I chose to be bald Bella and what's wrong with my finger. He just went on and on you know , it's harsh .

Bellatrix * Petting Voldemort's scalp*: I know voldy I know . You know what after this you can have a hair transplant , you could take some of mine

Voldemort * with tears in his eyes*: you'd that for me ?

Bellatrix : sure

Bellatrix * internally screaming *: I want to kill Harry potter

( we love sassy potter )

Draco's letter pt.2

" there's something that you stir in me something that causes a storm inside me , something which have a fluttering effect and I think I know why , finally at last . I tried months so suppress this whirling feeling inside me but I feel as if one of these days I'll explode. You are without a doubt the most wonderful thing that's ever happened and probably also the most disastrous but then as you say " love maybe is a disaster and we're all battling in , aren't we !". You are the reason I want to wake up every morning , not because I have to but because I want to because that's what you do to me , drive me manically insane . They talk about grand gesture to say out loud or to make bigger confessions but then I realised , isn't all of these moments ours ? Isn't our love story ours ? Then why the why big gesture but me like any other hopeless romantic wanted the first to be special so harry james potter , I love you and I hope you do too because I'd rather be loved by none if not you .

Your admirer

Dm "

( apparently people like fluff so )

Not gonna lie, but I'd love a fanfic where Draco and Harry were throwing looks at each other the whole time at Hogwarts and Hermione and Pansy knew. So when Voldemort tells everyone that Harry is dead, Hermione and Pansy look to Draco who looks like he's about to faint because the boy he loved but never got to say so is dead and that can't be. But then Harry isnt dead and Draco comes running out of the crowd when the battle is over and flings himself into Harry's arms, crying because "that's the stupidest thing I've ever seen you done, Potter" and "this is why you need me around you to stop this stupidity" in between tears and Harry grins before kissing him on the lips and asking him if he'd like to go on a date at some point.

Harry : *whisper* the guy who's good at potions who's my soulmate says fuck

Harry : * deliberately gives Draco butterfly wings instead of dragon wings * * cauldron explodes*

Draco : FUCKKKK POTTER , WHAT DID YOU DO

Harry : oh I'm sorry I didn't realize

Harry : *internally* as if ,I always knew he was my soulmate 😈

Draco : I don't deserve you harry

Harry : Draco I'm pregnant

Draco : i- wait what ?

Harry : oh I thought we were talking about impossible bullshit