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Harry : that's not how you do it bro

Draco : if you know it so well , then show me

Harry : see * does the thing*

Harry : it's so easy bro

Later

Harry : bro , you want something from the store ?

Draco : nah , I'm good

Sometime later

Harry : bro what's for lunch ?

Draco : beans

At night

Harry: dude I know the best movie to watch tonight , wanna see it bro ?

Draco : sure

Ron : they're dating right ?

Hermione : yep

Pansy : Harry just hung out with a muggle dude and now harry is all like " bro " , don't worry had me questioning too .

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Draco : I don't deserve you harry

Harry : Draco I'm pregnant

Draco : i- wait what ?

Harry : oh I thought we were talking about impossible bullshit

Pick up line pt.4

Harry : Draco

Draco : hmm..

Harry : I love you 4+4 side ways

Draco : ..

Draco : what ?

Harry : you know 4+4 = 8 and 8 side ways is infinity

Draco : ... Honey a piece of advice, the next time you try to make up a pick up line try to use your brain, or your brain would rot. Alright. *Walks away*

Draco: * swatting Harry's hand's away *

Draco: what are you trying to do ?

Harry: trying to be romantic ?? Putting hand in your back pocket, haven't you seen in the movies?

Draco: oh, put it back then *protrudes his ass*

Harry : nah, the moments gone

Draco: what, no just hold it?

Harry: come on, no..

Draco : okay just put slightly inside ?

Harry: no

Draco : HARRY WOULD YOU JUST GRAB MY FUCKING ASS!!

Meanwhile Someone who Only heard " okay just put it slightly inside " : people these days.. eh.. I'd like that

Draco: to everyone who rejected me

Draco *sings* : what a shame, baby what a shame, could've been with me instead of what's her fucking name

Harry ( his husband ) : ..

Harry: what the fuck are you on about ? You're the one who rejected everyone, even me 3 times and then cried when I rejected you*rolls his eyes* I should be the one singing it.

Draco: My hands are getting cold!

Harry: *holds Draco’s hand* Well, there you go

Draco: Wait…my lips are also getting cold for some reason.

The group playing suck and blow in the common room 8th year

Pansy:*blows the card to Hermione*

Hermione:* suck and blows the card to Blaise*

Blaise:*suck and blows the card to ron*

Ron:*suck and blows the card to draco*

Draco: * sucks and drops the card intentionally** makes out with harry*

Pansy& Ron: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME

draco: *drunk* sigh, nobody wants me

harry: draco, love, you're you and everyone wants you. You're the hot girl that everyone wants, yeah?

draco: I'm the hot girl?

harry: *cups his face* you are the hottest girl

draco: *puppy smile* I'm the hot girl

Draco : I never cry, crying is for the pathetic

Watches titanic

Draco : * cries *

Harry : you wanna say something ?

Draco : shut up *continues crying*

Harry : *crushes on Ginny*

Also Harry : * crushes over Cedric diggory*

Also Harry : * crushes over Fleur*

Also Harry : *In love with his arch nemesis*

Harry :

harry: I'm - a mess. I forget dates, anniversaries and birthdays

draco: I'll remember that for the both of us

harry: I don't sleep enough-

draco: then, I'll stay up with you until you fall asleep

harry: I have nightmares-

draco: then I'll hold you close to me and run my fingers through your hair as long as you want me to-

harry: yes, I want that but-

draco: harry, I love you and you can't change my mind because I'm in this for the long run.

Harry and Draco while planning an Auror mission together

Draco : So basically you won't have to risk your life

Harry : What do you mean I don't have to risk my life ?

Draco : I have a plan

Harry : We are not burning down a building just to buy the cat

Draco : I no longer have a plan

Harry : stop biting your nails Draco

Draco *trying to flirt* : would you want me to bite you instead?

Harry : 👁️👄👁️

Harry : wtf

Pansy * from a far distance to Hermione * : it's like watching Snape flirt with Lucius

Hermione : wtf

Draco : I only want a man who is gracious with every move, Knows how to carry one self, is elegant, definitely isn't a mess, doesn't wobble or stumble, would shower me with gifts, definitely have a good height and sexy.

Harry : *stumbles and wobbles, just out of bed hair, wearing 3 size the clothes of his own size, collapse face down on the ground and says sorry to a cat*

Draco : I want him

Harry when he reads Drarry 100k+ words, all smut, enemies to lovers trope with sexual tension and years of pining :

Draco:

Harry : if I sleep at 12 instead of 2 and wake up by 8 I'd have a good 8 hour sleep and-

Draco : I'm surprised to know that you even know what an 8 hour sleep is

Ron: what's your fantasy?

Draco : duct taping Harry's mouth shut

Harry: .....

Harry: why am I friends with you?

@drarrywords familiar?

Harry : *whispering* Draco, who do you think is hotter, Sebastian stan or Chris Evans?

Draco : *whispering back* I mean if we're talking about Sebastian stan in Falcon and the winter soldier, Sebastian but if we're talking about Chris Evans in endgame, definitely him.

Ron: YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED RIGHT NOW FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!

Harry: life have a premium deal, a gold package of giving me problems.

Draco: I- babe what?