Draco Malfoy Text Post - Tumblr Posts
Harry: what, no!! Draco and I are just best friends
Ron: and there's nothing going on
Harry: absolutely not
Draco:* offended * bitch please, you were making out with me in the broom closet 5 minutes ago
Ron : I knew it was you
Harry: DRACO-
Incest relationship pt.2
Harry : I love you no matter what. Whatever you think, whatever you like, whatever you don't. I love everything about you, everything.
Draco: what if I say like incest relationships ?
Harry : ...
Draco :
Draco : so much for loving me for everything. Commit to your words *walks away*
Draco : I never cry, crying is for the pathetic
Watches titanic
Draco : * cries *
Harry : you wanna say something ?
Draco : shut up *continues crying*
Draco : I have a plan
Harry : We are not burning down a building just to buy the cat
Draco : I no longer have a plan
Draco: Yes I am fully awake that I am the worst but I still wanna be like..................... Loved and stuff
@sorry-i-ship-drarry @drarrywords
Harry : stop biting your nails Draco
Draco *trying to flirt* : would you want me to bite you instead?
Harry : 👁️👄👁️
Harry : wtf
Pansy * from a far distance to Hermione * : it's like watching Snape flirt with Lucius
Hermione : wtf
Draco : I only want a man who is gracious with every move, Knows how to carry one self, is elegant, definitely isn't a mess, doesn't wobble or stumble, would shower me with gifts, definitely have a good height and sexy.
Harry : *stumbles and wobbles, just out of bed hair, wearing 3 size the clothes of his own size, collapse face down on the ground and says sorry to a cat*
Draco : I want him
Harry : Do you have any regrets
Draco :...
Draco : yeah. The colours of my walls. I regret choosing such a bad colour
Harry : Any other ?
Draco : ....yeah, for lunch I had-
Harry : never mind I asked
Harry when he reads Drarry 100k+ words, all smut, enemies to lovers trope with sexual tension and years of pining :
Draco:
Harry drunk + without his specks on: Oh darling, you are so so Beautiful. You have no idea how lucky I am to have you in my life
Draco *watching Harry talk to Draco's cardboard cut out* : ....
Draco to himself : I'm gonna record this and send this to everyone
Harry : if I sleep at 12 instead of 2 and wake up by 8 I'd have a good 8 hour sleep and-
Draco : I'm surprised to know that you even know what an 8 hour sleep is
Ron whenever he sees Harry and Draco kissing because he wants to be supportive but is equally traumatised for life:
(sorry can't work on a chapter tonight)
Ron: what's your fantasy?
Draco : duct taping Harry's mouth shut
Harry: .....
Harry: why am I friends with you?
@drarrywords familiar?
Draco : can we get a dog?
Harry : oh baby, do you feel alone being the only one?
(no offense to anyone)
Draco: *sees Harry crying over Tangled*
Draco: *sighs* This is why I love this man *joins Harry*
Harry : *whispering* Draco, who do you think is hotter, Sebastian stan or Chris Evans?
Draco : *whispering back* I mean if we're talking about Sebastian stan in Falcon and the winter soldier, Sebastian but if we're talking about Chris Evans in endgame, definitely him.
Ron: YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED RIGHT NOW FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!
Harry: I clearly have a thing for assholes.
Draco: *gasps* did you just subtly called me an asshole?
Harry: No... I clearly said you're an asshole.
Draco: *looking at Harry’s closet* Your closet is a mess
Harry: You think that’s a mess, you should look at my life.
Draco: ....
Draco: You said you were fine
Draco: *talks about the writings in the victorian times and the changes in the literature*
Harry: *swooned* I'm so attracted to you right now.
Draco: you're weird.
Draco with Harry cuddled into him : you're practically all over me.
Harry: *moves away a little*
Draco : what are you doing? Shut up and be all over me.
★★★★★★★★★★★★
Ps. I want this. Someone be my Draco.