For Real, Though. I'll Go To Second Base With You

For real, though. I'll go to second base with you 🤣

getting comments on ao3 makes me go so power hungry like. oh yeah you read the thing?? you read the WHOLE thing and even took time out of your day to give your WRITTEN INPUT on it???? make out with me.

Wow I never knew how to articulate it. But this right here 😆

Yeah, I won't be doing that. Thanks! 😘😘😘

Lucifer imagines

So @sparxaf and I were talking and please don’t ask how it came up but basically, may I present, Lucifer with a Nan.

Hear me out.

Lucifer’s Nan comes to thanksgiving dinner. Yes they celebrate thanksgiving in hell. MC is NOT prepared. Satan is also there (duh). We briefly discussed whether it’s funnier to be Satan’s mother or his mother in law (the latter).

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Satan, angrily sitting at the dinner table: 😡

Mother in law, serving food, grumbling: Lilith could have done so much better.

Satan, furious: I am literally SATAN I am the MOST important Demon in the UNIVERSE

Lucifer, into his dinner: 😏

Satan: KEEP LAUGHING LUCIFER SEE HOW THAT WORKS OUT FOR YOU

Mother in law: See, such a temper. No wonder she never comes home tsk tsk.

Satan: 😡

Mother in law: *continues to put Satan in his place. Gives Lucifer a kiss on the head and hands him a lollipop.*

Lucifer, a fully grown man, his feet now on the table, smirking at his father, licking a lollipop like a smug four year old: 😏

Satan, about to implode the entire universe: 🤬

Later:

MC: okay Luci what are you thankful for

Lucifer: I’m the epitome of good looks and sexual desire

MC, fed up: What about books, you like books.

Lucifer: *grumbles*

MC: Or me, you idiot?

Lucifer, sulking as he pushes his food around on his plate: Sexy idiot.

I cannot

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NO CAUSE WHAT DID ALEX AND BONNIE TALK ABOUT?!?! WHY DID THEY LOOK SO EMBARRASSED AND AWKWARD TOGETHER BEFORE AND AFTER?! THIS IS GOING TO BUG ME SOOO BAD LIKE NOW I WON'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT HSJSJAKS 😭😭😭

Also lmao- not 3 of the guys twisting which means that 3 of the og girls are now left single I'm fucking dead ☠️✋🏼 THEY REALLY GONNA HATE US FRFR

He asked her if we wanted him to take us back to the villa! Or maybe he asked her to ask us who we wanted to pick them and she told him what we said?

Watch this gem choice happen next week

new chapter

Chapter 2 is up!

I wanted to fuss with this more and I could have, but I didn't. I figured it was better to post it a little bit rough than to obsess over it and keep people waiting. This might be progress! ao3 | wattpad Also, thanks to @operationnope for reading my yoga over and making it way more believable. Sorry I'm a neanderthal that hates both stretching and breathing with intention.

Bonnie is hot in theory but something is off. I really like the long part of her hair, but I wish she had an undercut like Elladine. So here's my sad attempt at fixing Bonnie. I tried to give her the look of an undercut, darkened her eyebrows and lips and added just a touch more eyeliner to make her blue eyes pop more. Don't know if it really helped, but I think it's better? I also think she should have black hair but it was outside my wheelhouse to make it look nice.