Fun Fact: Halfbrick As A Company Has Been Around Since At Least 2001, And They Have Some Archives Of

fun fact: Halfbrick as a company has been around since at least 2001, and they have some archives of their old website from that year as well! it holds some very obscure and interesting information about the company's history, including some lost media. some of their earliest known games that were made independently of other companies, such as Defiant, Farma Llamma and Turbelence, were either cancelled, seemingly never went past the drawing board or are lost.

something i find very amusing about this site is this blog post from the 22nd of March 2001, where they remark that the orange colour from their site has been banished. this implies that there is a much older version of the website that was coated in orange rather than this dark blue and silver, but that has since been lost to time. imagining a universe where Halfbrick never used their iconic orange colour is really weird...

(here is a link to the archive on the Wayback Machine.)

ok does anyone else keep getting these weird AI generated images with women in oddly specific and sometimes borderline nsfw scenarios on their dash despite not fucking following them??? istg i've had to block so many of them in the past few days, i keep seeing them and they're all from blogs called stuff like "strapford wives machine" or other variations of the name. wtf is this ai slop and how do i immediately purge all of it from my dash forever.

data and geordi incorrect quotes (star trek x bicentennial man)

Data, examining a malfunctioning piece of tech in the Enterprise: What a piece of faeces. Geordi: Shit. Data: Excuse me? Geordi: What a piece of shit. Data: I know that. Geordi: No, that's what you say when you're frustrated. You say "piece of shit". Data: "Piece of shit"? Geordi: Yes, but with feeling. Data: Oh. What a piece of shit. Geordi: More. Data: What a piece of shit!

hi im in a rush writing this post cause i gotta leave for somwthing soon but i think it's kinda silly that halfbrick decided to update the original monster dash app to the 2010 version and therefore obliterating all the previous purchases of the 2020 version of the game. why didn't they just like. make them separate apps. like they coulda had the 2020 version intact but make a new app for the 2010 version and it as like monster dash classic or something like what they did with jetpack joyride and dan the man. it's not even the original-original version. why'd they replace the 2020 one. make 2 so the people who like the 2020 version and the 2010 versions can both be happy and keep their purchases. just a thought.

visual proof that sfm is the funniest animation program known to man

i was messing about with the sfm controls, and i found out i could rotate this Marina model's eyebrows and upon doing so i proceeded to fade out of existence with laughter

look at her. look at her smug fuckin face. she knows what you did. she saw what you posted. she knows what you are.

hello trekkies it was Captain Picard Day a couple days ago so please have one of my absolute favourite Star Trek clips ever to exist

(this post is late because my phone was an asshole and didn't tell me it was picard day on the 16th despite the fact that i literally vividly remember setting an event to notify me on that day, pretend this was posted on the 16th i beg of you)