Hello Trekkies It Was Captain Picard Day A Couple Days Ago So Please Have One Of My Absolute Favourite

hello trekkies it was Captain Picard Day a couple days ago so please have one of my absolute favourite Star Trek clips ever to exist

(this post is late because my phone was an asshole and didn't tell me it was picard day on the 16th despite the fact that i literally vividly remember setting an event to notify me on that day, pretend this was posted on the 16th i beg of you)

hi im in a rush writing this post cause i gotta leave for somwthing soon but i think it's kinda silly that halfbrick decided to update the original monster dash app to the 2010 version and therefore obliterating all the previous purchases of the 2020 version of the game. why didn't they just like. make them separate apps. like they coulda had the 2020 version intact but make a new app for the 2010 version and it as like monster dash classic or something like what they did with jetpack joyride and dan the man. it's not even the original-original version. why'd they replace the 2020 one. make 2 so the people who like the 2020 version and the 2010 versions can both be happy and keep their purchases. just a thought.

data and geordi incorrect quotes (star trek x bicentennial man)

Data, examining a malfunctioning piece of tech in the Enterprise: What a piece of faeces. Geordi: Shit. Data: Excuse me? Geordi: What a piece of shit. Data: I know that. Geordi: No, that's what you say when you're frustrated. You say "piece of shit". Data: "Piece of shit"? Geordi: Yes, but with feeling. Data: Oh. What a piece of shit. Geordi: More. Data: What a piece of shit!

baja blast duck

baja blast duck

every time someone makes a fat character thin in order to "sexify" them or make them more attractive, an angel loses their wings

fun fact: Halfbrick as a company has been around since at least 2001, and they have some archives of their old website from that year as well! it holds some very obscure and interesting information about the company's history, including some lost media. some of their earliest known games that were made independently of other companies, such as Defiant, Farma Llamma and Turbelence, were either cancelled, seemingly never went past the drawing board or are lost.

something i find very amusing about this site is this blog post from the 22nd of March 2001, where they remark that the orange colour from their site has been banished. this implies that there is a much older version of the website that was coated in orange rather than this dark blue and silver, but that has since been lost to time. imagining a universe where Halfbrick never used their iconic orange colour is really weird...

(here is a link to the archive on the Wayback Machine.)