Me: I'm Happy Cause I Got Coffee *gestures To My Frappuccino*

Me: I'm happy cause I got coffee *gestures to my Frappuccino*

Black Coffee Person: thAtS nOt CoFfEe it'S jUsT mILK wItH cofFfeE fLAvOriNg

Now... I'm not saying I'm prepared to overthrow the government when the time comes.... But I'm part of Gen Z, was raised on Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and The Hunger Games, and I detest being told what to do in an authoritative way so.....

Disney's Robin Hood was definitely my bi beginning.

I didn't know it yet but I 100% had a crush on both Maid Marian AND Robin Hood himself

I wish people cared about the things I care about because I just want to info dump but I can never find someone who will just let me info dump without either interrupting to say they don't care or give input when i don't want any

And if you think I can just ask for that, need I remind you that I Cannot

As someone who lives in America, I complain about America all the time. I complain about the history, the presidents, the gun laws, safe to say I'm not very patriotic..... Until someone from a different country insults America online. (It's usually Brits that I see though I don't wanna generalize) It goes like this.

Me: *hates on America*

Some prick online: *Makes tasteless complaint about the USA*

Me: *spontaneously combusts and transforms into a middle aged white guy on the 4th of July decked out in all American flag attire and an eagle coming to land on my shoulder* USA USA USA USA!!!!!!!!! *Cue American Rage Yell*

If there is one thing I can sayI learned from my 10th grade World History class is that France is Not Having A Good Time