From Annabeths Careful. I Think You Were About To Call Me A Friend To Her Crying About How Percy Is Better

from annabeth’s “careful. I think you were about to call me a friend” to her crying about how percy is better than all the gods in ONE EPISODE I need to be sedated

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

NEW PJO EPISODE HAS CHANGED ME AS A PERSON GUYS. I AM NOT THE SAME PERSON I WAS 40 MINUTES AGO.

What we know about everyone’s powers so far in season 4:

Luther - eventually becomes big again (may or may not be monke)

Diego - still out here throwing knives, how it relates to his power remains uncertain

Allison - voice-modulated telekinesis or force generation, maybe? she can at least throw people by screaming

Klaus - might have to do with seances and the dead? also a decent chance that he can levitate based on the teaser

Five - spatial jumps seem to work normally, but are purple. I doubt he can time travel with the timeline all wonky (that’s where the subway comes in, I presume)

Ben - tentacles come out of his back instead of his front. also worth noting that he’s going to cause the apocalypse, and there’s orange stuff under his skin

Viktor - orange powers that look firey (might be his regular powers turned orange and firey, or may just be fire powers - my assumption is a combination of both)

Lila - laser eyeballs????

Sloane - we know nothing

Umbrella Academy characters as “bury your gays” style tropes except they’re not tropes, I made them up

Luther: apeify your straights

Diego (and Lila): institutionalize your bisexuals

Allison: deprive your straights of their loved ones

Klaus: resurrect your gays

Five: torture your aces with yet another apocalypse

Ben: bury your straights

Viktor: give your trans people unfathomable power

WE’RE GETTING A MOVIE YOU GUYS!!!

project hail mary fandom rise up there have to be SOME of us