Do You Think That The Batfam Gets Hit On Much By Civilians? I Can Imagine Batgirl And Spoiler Easily.

Do you think that the Batfam gets hit on much by civilians? I can imagine Batgirl and Spoiler easily.

They’d probably be chill or have witty shutdowns to those classic pick up lines you know?

I don’t think Robin or Batman would get hit on for obvious reasons. Orphan bc no one really knows she exists.

Red Robin and Signal maybe a little bit.

Red Hood and Nightwing have it the worst. Nightwing for obvious reasons, and he probably encourages it.

Red Hood hates it so much, he doesn’t even respond. He once saved someone and they totally hit on him hard, like, he was very flustered under his hood but didn’t show it.

Justice League bonding nights at Bruce’s manor. Video games and movies.

Hal Jordan is dominating all the games with Barry in close second. Bruce has had enough and calls Jason (robin) to beat his ass.

Jason steals a remote and demolished him and the high score on all the games. Even with the weakest characters.

Hal is like, I’ve played for a lifetime, wth.

Jason, ‘spite and insomnia are great motivators.’

The only one who Jason has trouble beating is Billy. Not bc theyre both great, but when they play against each other they will tackle each other. It’s not a game, it’s war.

I love the Arkham Knight Batmobile. It’s just, ugh yknow. It’s basically a tank and it’s wonderful.

The way it can drive normally or be a tank, with all the added bonus features.

So in my admiration for the wonderful piece of equipment, I remembered that the JL probably haven’t seen it.

Imagine it, the JL trapped inside a fortress in cages hanging from the ceiling. Suddenly all the bad guys leave and Batman is just smirking. Then BOOM, the walls shake and they see a literal TANK ON THE OTHER SIDE

they’re all like, who is that. Batman goes ‘my ride’

A work of art

You think that batfamily has angst? Wait till you meet the demonfamily 😈

Crime Alley/Red Hood headcanon time.

Crime alley is a big place and Red Hood is one dude, so he has a system set up.

For those teens with phones, he has a contact number for emergencies or info updates. See something really suspicious? Text Hood. Being Kidnapped? Call him. He needs info and he’ll text.

The crime alley kids are a major information source for him. Not many people pay attention to them so he’ll ask them to keep an eye out. Of course he pays them too.

For those unsure if a person can be trusted, Red Hood has a symbol that he gives out to people, certain people. It’s his weird v symbol (not the red bat) on a card or a patch for a jacket.

The working women (prostitutes) of crime alley also help. He’ll walk them home, buy them smokes, and pay them. Not just for information, but bc he knows that they probably have kids at home. In return, the women will sometimes take in a street kid or two for a few days or give him information. Sometimes even seduce a target for him.

Stopping crimes in crime alley isn’t as simple as it seems. When stopping a mugging or something, Hood asses whether it’s a crime of desperation (starving/homeless) or just a crime.

If it’s desperation, Hood will give them some money in small bills, talk with them, and send them to a place to get a job.

Red Hood’s favorite food place is in crime alley. If someone is really desperate and hungry they can go there, pay what they can, and Hood will take care of the rest of the bill later

I love this. It’s funny, sad, and entirely plausible all at once

Batman’s rogue gallery may be villains but even some of them learn to respect the batman in their own way. Either by the violence that he has or the overprotectiveness of his robins. Some have seen that some days of the year, he is a bit more volatile than other but there is one day a year where he is even more violent than usual. Jason’s death day. So any rogues who are out of arkham during that day take a respectful 30 steps back and dont even touch it with a ten foot pole. Slowly everyone else in gotham learns that if you dont want the bat to come down on you for even petty things, you stay the fuck home.

The one time before everyone learned that that day is off limits was when anyone he came across was beaten black and blue and almost dead.

Joker of course make this day his big fun day. He can torment the bat with no problems.

But everyone else? They learn real quick that that specific day is off limits for crime. Coincidentally jasons death day becomes the most “normal” day a person can have in gotham without worrying about being mugged or something else happening.

Jason comes home years later and is planning something for his death day but none of his minion’s come in that day. He asks why the next day where the fuck they were and explain what happens and whats up with the bat.