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Law and order: special victims (featuring jaune arc!)

(this is joke for fun because duh. Please do not take this as my actual view of jaune or any character I might have pop up)

[DUH DUN]

We see nothing but darkness before jaune popped up out of nowhere as he wore a nice white suit.he adjusted his tie as he cleared his throat.

Jaune: hello there! I'm jaune arc professional lawyer for victims of "losing rights to their ass cheeks". Why am I in this position because I was victim aswell. You see for those who don't understand I am a part of a sub species of human called "submissiveus manass". My subspecies are men who don't mind either taking it from behind or just simply being beneath our significant others. But "ass" all species do. We have ourselves a predator. "Femalius fatalis" are a sub species of women who manage to pin men like me and get in our heads into essentially worshipping them and becoming a man wife. This is commonly shown by either the woman being more passively dominant in the less severe cases. Or grabbing their significant others ass cheeks and squeezing them. Now I'm here to tell you, you can finally take back your poor ass cheeks because now with the new constitution-

Ren: uh jaune... we have a bit of a problem?

Jaune: what's wrong Ren?

Pounding on a door is heard as jaunes face. Went. FUCKING. PALE.

Jaune: Ren we gotta hi-

The door busts open revealing-

(feel free to continue on with this)

So it's been a bit since I've wrote anything rwby shipping related.

what ships do you want me to cover

My very bad takes on rwby ships (the well known ones atleast. And yes most are jaune)

(i do not represent anyone except myself so do not judge others based on me because if you do. That's YOUR problem. Not the peoples you think I represent)

Hoi! I think its time I get crucified. Kidding obviously. This community isn't completely toxic, that much is obvious. Now let's get the obvious ones out the way

Bmblb.

Ok... time for the one I don't wanna touch because I don't have nice things to say.

Ok first. I don't mind this ship. Wanna get that out of the way because unlike most would assume. I don't hate or love this ship.

BUT. I got problems with how it was made fucking cannon. First off, fuck you rt and your "from the beeginning". I don't fuckin care how much you try to cover your incompetent asses. If the pants don't fuckin fit. Don't fuckin wear them!

Second. There was no real build up (you can argue there was. But it wasn't good. Anyone could have done a better job than rt). The only real thing that could "prove" this was planned was that yang "flirted" with Blake. Now you might be saying-

"oh but she explained her trauma to Blake that clearly means shes interested in her" in which. NO. Yes this moment is VERY good basis to build off these twos dynamic. And if rt kept building onto this by having yang slowly break down Blake's wall before eventually getting her to open up, I would be applauding rt for it, hell I would be a fan of it probably because for these two, it fuckin works! Blake clearly is alot more reserved and is rather prickly meanwhile yang is the rambunctious, ass-whooping, badass, and overall awesome ball of joy (sounds weird saying especially since yang is my favorite character). yet rt dropped the fuckin ball the moment sun showed up. Now I love sun and i enjoy black sun. But for the love of GOD if this shit is from the beginning than this clearly proves it was fucking not!

After volume three who did blake spend most of the time with in menagerie and rt was clearly trying to push? Not bmblb! BLACK-FUCKING-SUN. Let's give a round of applause to RT for making the dumbest decision of saying bmblb was planned from the start because bitch it was not.

And what did we get for yang. Oh only her trauma from one losing an arm and the fact she has PTSD from it. Oh yeah let's not forget the fact yang had ABANDONMENT ISSUES. Yet the moment her and Blake meet back up suddenly it doesn't fuckin matter because Weiss managed to somehow fix it by telling yang that Blake had suffered as well (i know that's not exactly what happened but point is I fuckin HATE the scene where Blake rejoins the team and yang is just "OK! I totally still don't have problems with the fact you left me and the team at both my and our teams lowest moment." Personally fuck you rt)

.....where was I again? Oh yeah rwby ships. So before I fuckin lose it at rt's incompetence at story telling, developing a romance and character building- let's move on to..... whiterose.... SON OF A BIT-

Whiterose

Look does the fact I don't care for BB and the fact I hate white rose with such a burning passion make me look like a misogynistic homophobic asshole a bad thing? Yes. But I just can't enjoy this damn ship because I just find it so FUCKING BORING!

I get it, it's "opposites attract". But I just don't care because this is so boring and basic that I can't even be glad a gay ship is actually popular instead of the same boring straight pairings.

I don't care if ruby could help Weiss be less of a bitch. Because that troop has been done to fucking DEATH.

There's not even the fact that it be a middle finger to Weisses dad because guess what he's already got his comupance and is also you know, FUCKIN DEAD. There's no satisfaction from any of this ship for me. Is it a bad ship? Fuck no we aren't even going to cover THAT!

But do I like this ship and hope it'll be cannon? No. And if it is? I won't care and I'm not even gonna celebrate it. You can take a fat piss on my grave before I say whiterose becoming cannon is the only option.

Now what ship is next- oh. Oh no. It's the ship everyone enjoys.

Arkos

Look I'm already gonna get fuckin crucified for my opinion of WR and BB. I don't feel like pissing off even MORE people!

... ok fine I'm saying my opinion.

I don't care for this ship. I don't care for pyrrha and I'm actively glad she is dead.

I won't even elaborate because this ship is dead and will gladly piss on its grave.

Rest in piss arkos. Overrated as fuck!

Next up is... rose garden. Finally a ship I dont mind supporting... but also... one thats gonna be hard to say

Rose garden

Look... their just fuckin cinnamon rolls and I love it!

"but you hated arkos yet both jaune and pyrrha were cinna-"

Uhp! No! None of your bullshit. But I will explain.

I don't care for arkos because I don't care for the fact pyrrha has no development. Not even a personality. She was always "the one girl that has feelings for jaune" which don't get me wrong, jaunes one of my favorite characters but I prefer the character he would be shipped with are actually characters and not... cardboard.

Now thankfully Oscar does not suffer the same fate. He's not infatuated with ruby, he is just a "kid" who just found a wizard stuck in his head and now he's off into a war he never knew about. He was timid (batshit terrified even) and yet when he sees the courage shown by the cast he slowly tries to be like them. with the moment between ruby and Oscar being a moment I fuckin love. Oscar is being honest and asking ruby why, why does she keep fighting? Keep marching into a unknown war that could very well kill her. And ruby simply answers by admitting she Is aware she might die, she even lost good people during the fall of beacon but she kept going because she wanted to be a huntress, she wanted to HELP people.

One of the many reasons I love rose garden is because these two fuckin dorks grow WITH each other instead of the simple "oh I'm the love interest of the main character I'm gonna be a cardboard cutout of the character I should be!".

I can't put it into proper words but I just love rose garden.

Whiteknight

Wait... are we actually talking about white knight and not another ship that I probably don't care about and get crucified because of them?

FUCK YEAH!

Gentlemen and ladies. I am proud to say I am whiteknight trash because damnit I love this ship.

I will say it now this ship is the shit that gives my Tumblr account LIFE. And like rose garden I can't even find words to describe how this ship makes me my brain go up with dopamine. This ship is just my favorite ship. Weiss and jaune have had so much buildup. Starting with jaune being a idiot and trying to flirt with a very much more cold Weiss (HA) To Weiss laughing at jaunes reaction to his voice after the high of depression that was V9! The little smile jaune had as he heard Weiss giggle. To the mother fuckin mature scene that has skyrocketed to memehood! I just love this ship because it is just everything I want out of a romance subplot!

Knightshade

Oh... oh we already at some.... unpopular ships.

Now this isn't exactly ship related as pyrrha was to arkos but I just don't like Blake, so you might be thinking "oh then you must hate knightshade". Well..

You.

Are.

WRONG!

I don't know why I like it I just like knightshade. It's cute, it's got enough crack to make it a crack ship, and the memes! The. Fuckin. MEMES.

God I love knightshade.

Knightfall

So... how do I say this?

I love this ship. Not joking I love this. I'd be peeved if this became cannon but as syndrome once said

"OH COME ON! YOU GOTTA ADMIT THIS IS COOL!" (Man was a salty man and died like a BITCH)

As to why?

The

Fuckin

ANGST!

I could write an entire fanfic of jaune and cinder fighting each other for days on end until jaune fucking loses but instead of killing him cinder just lets him live. To continue to fight as she gets some sick enjoyment from the attention.

That's all. (Also cinder please choke me with your thighs-)

[GLITCH HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY BANNED.]

Alright I'll behave. No thirsting, now onto.... Lancaster.... you know I can't tell if I want to be killed or be celebrated as a fuckin gift because this list is bizarre as fu-

Lancaster

.... where do I begin?

Ok I should probably state this now. I love this fuckin ship despite how... cliche it really is. I want these two dorks to be fuckin happy but I just can't say whole hearted this is my otp. It's just not for me, I'm sorry. But as you all know I have written.. some.. Lancaster fanfics (I am absolute jaune shipper trash, you can Bury me before I say any jaune ship is terrible except THAT! Even arkos ain't bad just overrated!)

But... yes I like this ship that why I'm writing fanfics in the first place I like alot of jaune ships (despite how much I hate THAT!) Because we'll most female characters that I pair with jaune have atleast some form of interaction. (Except silent knight. I just like that one because I like the "small murderous and tall gentle" dynamic. But we aren't covering silent knight.)

Now thats all I could say for Lancaster but there's one more sister that I wanna talk about but first.

For runner up on this list. Drum roll please.

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

Thank you-

.....

Huh I guess that drummer wasn't as dumb-

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

Ok fuck you, your fired!

Now for runner up on this list (mainly because I like it but I don't have much to say-)

Martial arcs

(ha bet y'all rat bastards weren't expecting me to list a gay ship that I liked.)

Now all I have to say is.

🎶let them be fucking gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!~

OH YEAH!🎶

Now onto... my favorite one thats not white knight. The one, the only, the truest form of "what the fuck is glitch snorting"-

Dragon slayer

This is the one ship that has continued to be a ship I love dearly.

To me yang and jaune feel like they would be each other's wing(wo)man and would just be an ride to watch.

There wasn't even any evidence in why this ship could happen. But I still love it. Y'all can call it "just a write inserting themselves as jaune" but let me say this.

Dragon slayer is the Pinnacle of the most wholesome moments! Not even Lancaster can compare to the intimacy of this ship and yes! I AM TALKING OUT OF MY ASS BECAUSE I LOVE THIS STUPID SHIP AND AINT NO ONE TELLING ME I SHOULD BE ASHAMED!

....

Ok I think that's enough talking about Rwby ships for one Day because I've caused three things.

1) probably pissed off arkos, BB, and WR shipers.

2) weirded out quite literally everyone with my batshit insanity.

3) probably started a debate on what I mean when I say "THAT!"

Anyway have a great day/night/or what other time it is bitches, bros, and non-binary rat bastards

I'm off to get crucified because OH BOY did I probably poke the bear.

Yet again another poll because im dumb

I like the puff out my chest and act like I have an abnormally huge cock and that I have plans on wtf to do I will admit..

I can't write whiteknight

Which sucks cause I'm very much whiteknight trash.. so once again I come to you people of Tumblr who have to deal with my insistent bullshit.

I wanna write but I need your opinion

Enough.

... I hate that I'm pissed because I have a fuckin au idea and this time unlike all the ones I haven't posted yet, this one is... Arkos... SHIT.

Ok my own gripe with arkos and pyrrha aside I should probably explain my idea. So basically me being me aka a fuckin thief I decided to say, "let's give jaune a yuta deal from jjk." Because... I'm sorry I've been in jjk brain rot for the last month.. that and writing branded dogma but we aren't discussing that.

So basically after pyrrha dies to cinder it's not ruby who sees Pyrrha's death but it's actually jaune, and jaune unknowingly unlocked his semblance due to this and, well I have a little theory about semblances or at least I would like them to be handled, semblances manifest when a person has reached the peak of a desire, that semblance thus grants that desire. So basically once Pyrrha's dead jaune's semblance is released and it's a little different, I dub his new semblance, "spectral", basically how it works is he can imbue his aura into a anything and forces it to live, or if someone dies he could force their souls into his service. Anyway that's the idea now for some skits.

/////

Jaune found himself walking with Nora, Ren, and ruby as he watched Ruby looking over the map as she seemed frustrated. Jaune sped up and was next to her as they kept walking.

Jaune: h-hey ruby you alright?

Ruby mumbled something before looking at jaune as she jumped back slightly.

Ruby: dear oum! O-oh jaune! I didn't notice you were beside me, w-what were you saying again?

Jaune: o-oh I was just checking in on you is all.

Ruby: oh well I'm doing great, just annoyed with this stinking map.

Jaune nodded as he hesitantly put a hand on her shoulder and said something but ruby didn't hear as her face went pale with a shiver running down her spine with everything around her just vanishing.

Ruby looked around unnerved before seeing a suit of Spartan armor as a green flame burned from inside of it.

Ruby stepped back as she felt her breathing quicken as the suit of armor stared at her, it didn't have a face but Ruby could feel its stare.

???: jaune... Leave... Jaune... ALONE!

The suit of armor dashed towards summoning a spear as Ruby screamed-

Jaune: RUBY!

Ruby snapped out of it as jaune, Ren and Nora all stare at her in concern. With jaune holding her shoulders as he seemed the most concerned.

Jaune: ruby are you alright, you just f-froze and-

SMACK

Everyone stood in shock as a hand print had found itself across jaunes cheek as Ruby stared at him with her right hand raised to the other side of her head, her eyes wide with fear as she trembled in terror.

Ruby: d-dont.. don't touch me.

Jaune: ruby...

Jaune looked at her his eyes filled with confusion. Ruby stepped away from him as Ren looked at Ruby's demeanor closely.

Ruby: just.. d-dont touch me.. ok?

Jaune looked at her still confused but soon nodded.

Ruby and jaune didn't talk to each the rest of the day.

/////

Everyone had found themselves staring down cinders team as everyone had their weapons at the ready but lowered as cinder glanced at each of them with a smug expression before her attention was focused on the strange blonde fool, she didn't know why but the air around him... It felt... Cursed.

Jaune: you... How dare you act like this...

Cinder raised an eyebrow at the fool as her seemed to shake slightly.

Jaune: walking in here.. acting like this.. wearing all the atrocities you've done... LIKE A BADGE OF HONOR!

Everyone in the area could feel the air get.. cold. Extremely cold, as if the bashful fall had let in the apathetic winter.... No, the hateful freezing cold.

Cinder could feel it.. all of this presence.. where was it coming from?

Jaune: I'm going to make you pay... For everything you've done.

Jaune suddenly bolted towards her his sword at the ready.

Jaune: YOU. PIECE. OF. SHIT!

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That's all I got.. so far. If y'all got any questions just fire away in my asks and if you got an idea for the au just tell me.

I am desperately craving someone to hit up my asks so.. yeah.

Without anything else.

Rock on till ya drop. Tata mothafuckers 🤘

Cheers 🍻

You make me feel...

(apologies for the lackluster post)

Jaune with his ships:

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Lancaster:

Jaune looked at Ruby as the two stood in a hill together.

Jaune: ruby, you make me feel so so happy, you've been my rock through all of this... Your my best friend- and girlfriend- and I love you for that!

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Whiteknight:

Jaune and Weiss were at weiss' temporary apartment as jaune held a bouquet of flowers as he was mildly embarrassed.

Jaune: Weiss... You make me feel so.. so lucky to be able to know someone like you, your a great friend, an incredible huntress, and overall a person anyone would be lucky to have.. I know you probably don't feel the same but I wanna take one last chance, and to show how I truly feel about you.. Weiss i love you.. i love you for the way you care for your friends, i love you for the way you fight for what you Believe in, i love every aspect of you, and all.. so would you like to go out?

////

(no knightshade unfortunately because I can't think of shit)

Dragon Slayer:

Jaune had found found himself fighting alongside yang as they stood before a horde of Grimm now dead at their feet. With jaune taking a deep breath before exhaling and turning to yang.

Jaune: yang I'll be honest. You make me feel a lot. You make me laugh with your pun, you make me feel like I can fight an army with you by my side. You make me feel, unstoppable...so one thank you, for all of this, and two.. I would like to know if you uh, wanted to go out for a date.

////

Arkos (wait wtf this is new):

Jaune sighed softly as he took a seat. he was much older as his hair was tied into a wolf tail, and he had a 5:00 shadow.

Jaune: Pyrrha.. you made me feel.. so.. so small.. but also so, so, loved. Despite how much better of a leader any of you could be all of you.. had faith and trust in me, especially you! You trusted me to lead you, you let me be honest, I told you a lot of my secrets.. you made me... No, you make me feel like I can always get better. You were incredible Pyrrha. And... I'm sorry I couldn't accept you.. I'm sorry i couldn't fight by you.

Jaune looked up at the metal statue of the great woman he grew to call his closest friend.

Jaune: i loved you Pyrrha... I'm sorry I couldn't realize that sooner.

GAH FUCKIN DAMNIT MY DRAGONSLAYER POST IS TAKING TOO LONG

Just you mfs wait! I'll have both y'all balling your eyes out.. I think.

Guilt

Jaune would be at home alone sitting on the sofa with a thoughtful expression on his face, he would get up from the sofa and go to a shelf where there would be a photo of him with Pyrrha.

???: It wasn't her fault Jaune she couldn't control her powers she's just a child...

???: A child with powers that can destroy kingdoms, She has to stop and you already have a history of killing people with that type of power.

Jaune would leave the photo on the shelf and look around confused trying to find where those voices were coming from. After not being able to find it, he would sit on the sofa and feel a hand touching his shoulder and he would look and see that it was Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: She's just confused and scared, Jaune, and I know you can talk to her and convince her that what she's doing is wrong...

Jaune sighed and looked at Pyrrha with a tired expression on his face showing slight anxiety and fear.

Jaune: What if I'm not strong enough or she's gone too far…?

Jaune felt another hand touching his other shoulder but it would be heavier as if he were wearing armor, he would look to his left and see the rusted knight armor.

Rusted Knight: Well I know that you are strong and that she also deserves what is about happen to her. Do you know that among all your friends you are the only one who has the courage to kill someone or did you forget what you did to Penny?

Pyrrha got up and stood in front of the rusted knight who would do the same, thus both coming face to face with each other.

Pyrrha: Jaune isn't a killer or anything like that you're trying to suggest, he only killed Penny on the bridge because it was necessary so that Cinder wouldn't steal Maiden's powers.

Rusted Knight: You're right but maybe all those years those years in ever after maybe showed Jaune's true nature that sometimes we should kill than talk or I have to remember what happened to you to show him the right choice.

Rusted knight snapped his fingers thus changing the scene to a memory of Jaune where he would be Pyrrha Cinder and his daughter with Pyrrha, Cinder would be with Pyrrha against a tree pressing her neck and Jaune would be recovering from a blow until he would look at her daughter before a big flash of red light happens. He would wake up and see Cinder lying on the ground with burn marks and missing both legs and Pyrrha would be on the ground near the tree she was leaning on with a dead expression. Jaune would approach and hug Pyrrha's body and he would only hear his daughter apologizing while her eyes still had the flames of an active maiden.

Rusted Knight: You try to deny it to yourself using this fake pyrrha in your crazy head saying that it's not her fault but you know that deep down, deep down in your broken soul that all of this is her fault and that I'm the only person that can help you get rid of this feeling. Because I am you.

@spahhzy (I watched the boys)

Damnit! I'm being left behind.

Fine .. I haven't used this since I first pulled up..

Domain expansion: A FIGHT AGAINST THE SUFFERING.

In which Pyrrha lives, but Jaune dies. ( this is going to be a common theme lmao)

Pyrrha wasn't sure where she was or how long she was here... but she would wait because her friends needed her. Because she couldn't fail...not again.

Pyrrha: I did everything... everything I could even with these stupid maiden powers, it wasn't enough. I wasn't enough....oh Penny...i-im sorry.

'Jaune': No, you couldn't, could you.

Pyrrha: No. No no no don't say that to me, Jaune, please!

Pyrrha heart knew this wasn't her Jaune but she has been in the EverAfter for so long she couldn't tell anymore.

Pyrrha: If I could have just...thought of something else or maybe figured out another way...

'Jaune': And what way was that, hmm? A noble sacrifice? Let me, the weak Jaune Arc, to suffer and bring everyone down?

Pyrrha: Shut up, you're not weak!

'Jaune': You're stronger and faster than me... a natural leader... I accepted why I died? Why can't you? Why can't you accept why Penny had to die?

Pyrrha: I could have found another way! I could have done something... I could have done more...

'Jaune': But you didnt...and thats where we are now... because you couldn't save them. Because you failed.

@infoglitch @epic-arc

In a Better World 2: ripping off this band aid early

Ozpin: Lie Ren, Pyrrha Nikos, Nora Ren and Ilia Amitola, you retrieved the white rook pieces, and will form team APRL(April) lead by Ilia Amitola!

(Ilia barely containing the urge to shift full pink with embarrassment and joy)

Weiss (Offstage applauding her friend): It was the obvious pick, i mean her only real competition for being a team leader was me, and since i’m on a different team it was a sure thing!

Ruby: Then why were you sweating and looking so nervous?

Weiss: Because your cape is crooked! now straighten it out, it will look bad when i’m formally made team leader if my team is in such a state!

(Jaune with Oscar sitting on his shoulders applauds and waves to the group)

(Pyrrha Smiles blushes and sheepishly waves back,)

(Lie Winks at him and gives him a finger gun,)

(Both notice the other’s flirting and lock eyes the first salvos have been fired, the war the blond himbo is on,)

Cinder: How are you still alive weakling.

Jaune: I survived because the fire inside burned brighter than the fire around me. That fire was hope and love. (Thinks of RWBY, Penny, and JNPR V2) Their hope. (Thinks of Pyrrha) Her love

[credit to @humbledoodles for making this masterpiece]