Couldnt Unscrew The Lid, So I Had To Poke A Hole In It And Squeeze My Apple Juice Out Like Ketchup

Couldn’t unscrew the lid, so I had to poke a hole in it and squeeze my apple juice out like ketchup

Blitzo deserves a partner who buys him land for a hellhorse sanctuary. Rb if you agree.

I do have to wonder if "stepping on a lego" will eventually become one of those incomprehensible idioms we have that make no sense without the context of what a lego is

I am running out of notes to name these lol. More Incorrect quotes if you couldn't tell

Stolas, holding out a cookie for Blitz: Look! This ones a heart, that’s how I feel about you! Blitz: *Ugly crying* Stolas, holding out another cookie for Stella: This ones like Michigan, that’s how I feel about you! Stella, throwing their hands in the air: What does that mean?! --- Blitz: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking. --- Moxxie: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around? Blitz: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction. --- Millie: Do you feel any better? Moxxie: I feel much better now that you here with me. Blitz walks in Moxxie: I feel half better. --- Loona: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees? IMP client: Bees? Loona: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES! IMP client: Wait- Blitz approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly --- Moxxie: I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself. Moxxie: Picks up Blitz Moxxie: I’ve only befriended Blitz for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then my self. --- Blitz: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. Millie: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard. Moxxie: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? Blitz: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day. --- Stolas: Blitz is playing hard to get. Stolas: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of. --- Loona: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed the van? Blitz: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Stolas, deer!" Loona: …And what did Stolas do? Blitz: …He said "Yes, Honey?"

When I watch the film Anastasia，I thought of this one.

This au is about Stella,the runaway princess of the goetia family,who was sent to her husband stolas' when she was very young,trying to find her brother and family in her childhood memories.

Striker is a bounty hunter who pursues wealth and fame. When he was down and out, he decided to find the princess and bring her back to her husband.

He lied to her,claimed that he would help her find her brother Andrealphus.But he's actually taking her back to stolas.

They gradually developed feelings when they got along.Striker gradually regretted taking her back, but he was afraid to tell Stella about his feelings because they are worlds apart.

When striker led Stella to stolas and Paimon, Stella realized everything. She found that striker kindly took her to find her brother only for money.

She is sad but still loves him, because he has given her brief freedom and happiness.

When striker found out that Stella's aristocratic life was actually not happy,he decided to take her away.

I wish I could write it, but my English is poor.😭😭😭

no text version & Stella

I have to say Stella is super beautiful...

She is my vicious baby girl🥺

Imagine Your Blorbo Twerking To Where Is The Justice