Wdym This Isnt Canon - Tumblr Posts

4 years ago

See, when I said I was going to scroll through tumblr for art inspiration, I did not mean this

But I made this anyway

See, When I Said I Was Going To Scroll Through Tumblr For Art Inspiration, I Did Not Mean This

Rantaro: Yeeted

Himiko: Yote

Miu: Yeeted

Tenko: Yote

Kaede: Look, I just wanna know who threw Kokichi out the window


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9 months ago
A screenshot of Richie Lipschitz washed in red light, with a discord screenshot over it. The user's nickname is Jon Matteson's Nose. The message says "there's no regular milk so I am having my cereal this morning with cashew milk and boy oh boy! it does not taste good!"
A screenshot of Max Jägerman with a discord screenshot over it. The user's nickname is "jon matteson's spine." The message says "Cashew boy. [point-up emoji] cashew boy."
A screenshot of Richie with another discord message from Jon Matteson's Nose. Richie looks frightened, and the message says "[pensive emoji] nooooo-"
A screenshot of Richie cowering under Max with a discord message from Jon Matteson's Nose. "it's my moooom's it's all we haaaave I'm not a cashew boy- [crying emoji]"
A screenshot of Max flicking Richie's balls, with a discord message from "jon matteson's spine." The message is in large, bold text and reads "CASHEWWWW BOYYYYYYY".

had a Richie and Max coded interaction this morning

featuring @strangeandinteresting


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I am running out of notes to name these lol. More Incorrect quotes if you couldn't tell

Stolas, holding out a cookie for Blitz: Look! This ones a heart, that’s how I feel about you! Blitz: *Ugly crying* Stolas, holding out another cookie for Stella: This ones like Michigan, that’s how I feel about you! Stella, throwing their hands in the air: What does that mean?! --- Blitz: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking. --- Moxxie: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around? Blitz: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction. --- Millie: Do you feel any better? Moxxie: I feel much better now that you here with me. Blitz walks in Moxxie: I feel half better. --- Loona: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees? IMP client: Bees? Loona: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES! IMP client: Wait- Blitz approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly --- Moxxie: I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself. Moxxie: Picks up Blitz Moxxie: I’ve only befriended Blitz for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then my self. --- Blitz: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. Millie: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard. Moxxie: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? Blitz: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day. --- Stolas: Blitz is playing hard to get. Stolas: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of. --- Loona: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed the van? Blitz: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Stolas, deer!" Loona: …And what did Stolas do? Blitz: …He said "Yes, Honey?"


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6 months ago
This Is The First Thing I Thought Of After Getting Out Of The Cinema

This is the first thing I thought of after getting out of the cinema


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3 years ago

Sherry: I'm having a problem with this person.

Gin: Kill them.

Sherry: No.

Gin: Then I will kill them for you.

Sherry: NO.


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