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Peter: They’re golden retrievers, MJ. They retrieve gold. I did it for us.
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Johnny: I was wondering if you could talk to her for me
Peter: so what? just because we both have spider powers do you think i have some kind of interconnection and i can find her?!
Johnny:...
Peter: Well, I do, but it's still pretty bigoted. who is the girl?
Peter: I think I have a crush for tall people
MJ: It’s not a crush for tall people if everyone is taller than you.
MJ: at dinner with my family do NOT bring up politics
Peter: got it
*Later*
Mr Watson: so what are your political beliefs?
Peter, caught off guard, dropping fork in surprise: w-well i, think uh, pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he, uh, if he had a gun
Peter: *explaining that when his spider sense whistles he gets very tense, with palpitations in his chest and he is in full alert state*
Tony: what you described… is anxiety
Peter: … what?