This. Is. Awesome.

This. Is. Awesome.

the doubtful guest

Top:

"I founded the U.S. Mint. It's pretty obscure. You probably never heard of it."

Bottom:

"I don't need a peg leg; I have peg teeth."

Edit: Sorry, the bottom should say "One Dollaaaaaarrrrrr!"

Tumblr requested I post a photo of myself.  This is something I would not have done (I do like the anonymity), but tumblr asked so nicely that I am compelled to do so. 

I decided to post a picture of me with a mandala that I tie-dyed. 

...

I like to think this shot really brings out the best features in my feet.

I broke down and posted this incredible graffiti mural. Oh, well. The levee has been cracked and it won't be long before my poetry blog is covered in graffiti (and I won't mind it one bit!).

Somewhere in Williamsburg.

Brrrraaaaiinnnnssss....

Obble-y Gobble-y

Legions of Zombies! They'll

Beat you and bite you 'till

You're turned as well.

Dubious research in

Necro-neurology

Lead to this outbreak we

Can't seem to quell.

Let it be known: I am one of those rare New Yorkers who actually likes pigeons, but I still think this song is the bee's knees.

No pigeons were harmed in the making of this film.

...probably.

Edit: Turn on the Closed Captioning - it makes the entire experience feel like an avant-garde art film.