Send Me A Colour!

Send me a colour!

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = You scare me. RAINBOW = BED PLZ. SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something. MAROON = You taught me something new. CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar. PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh MAUVE = You are really talented BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better. CYAN = We have very little in common THISTLE = I only just started following you INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it) VERMILION = You make me feel passionate HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname LAVENDER = You inspire me CORAL = You’re a meme UMBER = I want to know more about you FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class SAFFRON = I love your ideas TIMBERWOLF = I trust you FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you PLUM = I’d like to chat with you TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic SAGE = You make me cry CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something! VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you

Please ask me questions!

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Y'all know what hurts the most? The way I keep screaming & crying & BEGGING people to send me asks, only to find shit like this in my inbox. 🤦‍♀

.... Nothing feels more depressing than receiving a notification that someone sent you an ask after AGES, & then excitedly opening your inbox and finding a typical p0₹nbot "ask" with a scam/malware link in it. I don't know if this blog has been banned yet, but please, please find this blog, & report & block it. Do not interact with its posts. And yes, to me this was actually the most surprising thing about this blog. It actually had a bunch of reblogged posts in it. On the surface, it seemed like just another ordinary blog, when I opened it. But then, I thought that the chance of an ordinary blog sending me scammy asks was nearly zero.

In conclusion, this must be a new strategy that p0₹nbots are employing in order to make themselves seem harmless. They actually contain posts now. They're trying their best to blend in & attack stealthily. Please be careful, y'all. Please report & block these blogs.

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Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.

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Hey @the-haiku-bot , wanna go through all of the posts on my blog (nearly 200) & tell me which one is an accidental haiku? 🤔

This is unironically exactly how used to watch My Kitchen Rules... Those good old days when I actually used to have free time to watch TV. 😢