Wolf & Dave

Wolf & Dave

Dave: When will you listen to me?

Wolf: when your right.

TF

Wait.....

Wait a minute......

TF.... the f*ck 

Wait Thalia......

Reyna...... 

What why?

Fenn Milone

Madrigal: Lets name him Fennbirn

Two Dark Reigns: It’s a common name for boys, for the island they are named.

Me: But the islands a goddess 

Three dark Crowns: yes 

Me: What? 

These aren’t the actual lines from the book

Two Dark Reigns Be Like

Pietyr: We must get them out of you!

Katherine: No I need them.

Pietyr: There killing people left and right!

*Looks at the body of the kid and Madrigal*

Katherine: *scared shrug*

(Later)

Pietyr: *starts doing the exorcism 

Dead Queens: what does this idiot think he’s doing?

Dead Queens:*try to kill him*

Love Calculators Be Like:

Me: So I have 100% chance with anyone even though I’m not romantically interested in people interesting.

A aromantic planet (probably already done)