The Longer I Look Into The Mirror The Fatter I Feel

the longer i look into the mirror the fatter i feel

man, i seriously just looked at the toilet paper and went like "so it still got a couple of serving sizes left-" lul

Breakfast guys 😍

am i the only one to get super concerned with the people around me if they even mention c@ls or say they're on a diet, like i immediately worry that they're developing an ed even though that's like super over the top

why does diet coke give me such a headache 🥲

waiting for my mom to leave the house so that i can throw away the food she lovingly made for me and weigh myself and exercise in peace just feels so damn cruel