Rory (drunk): I Am Aphrodite

rory (drunk): i am aphrodite

jess: yes you are

Things typically made for women (ex. high heels, bikinis, mini skirts) are designed to be impractical and humiliating btw. I don't think most people realize how demeaning they look, because we are so used to seeing them on women. We are so used to seeing women in the tiny micro thongs at the beach, having to be careful not to move around too much so that they don't accidentally flash everyone. All while men get to wear the comfortable, covering shorts, that allow them to move as much as they want, climb up rocks, and run without having to double-check whether their fucking balls are hanging out. The comparison looks ridiculous. Just another example of women having to perform in every aspect of their life, even when doing activities as innocent as swimming.

talia had potential to be bruce's best love interest but dc fucked it up

Talia in the Sons of Anarchy AU is still darkly morally gray, intense, and uses both those things to do what she wants. (this happens at least every 6 months)

no, seriously you don't understand the depth of my obsession with them. these people are emo, sarcastic, either or both of them hate everyone else except their significant other, socially outcast/ anti-social, will stand up for their partner when no one else will, match each other's freaks and also 3/4 of these ships are doomed by the narrative.

i guess you could say my type is, same people different fonts.

omg it'd be just like the finale of the oc and frankly much better than the actual canon.

Parents all around the globe should learn a BIG lesson from Jennette McCurdy's book because imagine being so bad your own child writes a book titled "I'm Glad My Mom Died". And don't take this as "we should teach our kids to respect us more so they never do this" take this as "we should treat our kids better so they never do this".