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Everyone who has drawn the opposite underestimates Julian's love of erm, cheating.

Robin: I put the pun in punishment.

Fanny: I put the top in unstoppable.

Humphrey: I put the cute in execute.

Mary: I put the sexy in dyslexia.

Captain: I put the ass in class.

Julian: I put the D in Robin.

This is the cutest things I've ever seen

uǝǝʍollɐH ʎddɐH 🙂🙃

I saw a post earlier, I don't remember who posted it, but it was talking about how Jonathan, Hopper, and Max hate Mike, which is literally just delusional. Hopper literally has a soft spot for Mike and you cannot convince me that Max and Mike aren't best friends. Max cut everyone off pre S4 but had a whole conversation with Mike in the first episode and Jonathan couldn't hate Mike, they totally have a younger/older brother dynamic. Jonathan has known Mike since Mike was five and you wanna tell me that he hates Mike. People need to separate jokes from canon

When are the Melvins going to realise that it isn't bad acting, they're just reading the characters wrong AND are denying any possibility that that's the case.

THIS THOUGH

Months later and I’m still trying to figure out why they had Mike and Will fight again after they seemingly made up in season three. It doesn’t serve much of a purpose at first glance. Will being in love with Mike would’ve been just as convincing if they were in contact the whole time since the move. Their heart to hearts could’ve worked just as well. But they decided they needed that extra tension and all I can think is that the distance serves two points:

1) To make Will think Mike and El have a better relationship than they do.

2) To make both Mike and Will uncertain about how much the other cares for them.

Interesting.

Idk why I'm praying that my favourite character will die, this post reminded me of that fact

heroes plays when byler kisses and when it’s cold i’d like to die plays when mike dies

mike is so folklore james coded, like yes he WOULD be dancing in his levi's drunk under a street light. young and doesn't know anything but knows he misses someone (will)?? yup! leaving like a father, RUNNING LIKE WATER??? YUP.

and don't get me STARTED on will as betty. "you drew stars around my scars but now i'm bleeding" please. "and i knew youd come back to me" BECAUSE MIKE ALWAYS RUNS BACK TO HIM BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS???

and eI as augustine, "so much for SUMMER LOVE and saying us cause you weren't mine to lose??? BECAUSE WILL WAS THERE FIRST?? YUP. YUP. folklore love triangle roles solved, nobody argue with me.

I'd say 75/25

Obviously the 75 is the chance that he's an alien 🙄🙄

At risk of sounding completely insane what are the chances that Mike is an alien?

Will's words,

Mike's thoughts,

“i love him so much, and i know i shouldn’t. and i don’t want to, and i’ve tried to stop, but i can’t because it’s like…it’s like breathing? like, i try to stop and it’s like im holding my breath. and no matter what i do, i’m not strong enough. and when i do try to stop it’s all i can think about, right? like i’m holding my breath and all i can think about is how much i want to breathe and then i don’t even remember why i’m holding my breath in the first place because it’s him and how could i ever want to stop wanting to be with him.”

This might just be the best thing I've ever seen

this song has been playing in my head non-stop with mike wheeler running around it

song: has anybody seen my will to live by The Tin Knees

OML

no one asked but the moment will immediately grabbed and shoved the painting to the bag right after the intimate moment with mike in his room

that was the very Moment™ he finally decided to risk everything in order to declare his love he has for mike and i think that's just so beautiful.

This helped me realise that normal people aren't analysing every decision or movement that other people make.

mike has the opposite problem of rocks in his brain. he is trying to play 3d chess to communicate to will through code and mild body language and will is literally just a normal human being. mike is internally dismantling everything will does at all times and will is just thinking like a Person

Everyones depressed

Mike is really bad at hiding his emotions because no one's ever really validated or considered them

vs

Will is good at hiding his feelings because he was taught his feelings were wrong from an early age

Micheal Wheeler is a sad, insecure boy 😔😔

I wonder how much of Mike's obliviousness comes from a place of being unable to believe people care about him

You think they canonized their main character as gay and revealed he’s always been in love with his childhood best friend, their other main character, just to work in an ‘accepted as gay’ ending for will (and forcing the end of stranger things to have to include mike ‘no-homoing’ him politely??) I think they just wanted their main characters to end up together, so they wrote it. We are not the same

Micheal Wheeler really do be out here living so far gone he's literally living in Narnia, and he expects no one to know that he's gay. I know what you are Micheal. You aren't good at hiding it.

this comes up every day i feel but like i cannot stress enough how mike implying that will can't be categorized the same as lucas dustin and max is a dead giveaway on his part. their bond is inherently different because in his head he can't reconcile his idea of friendship with what he feels for will. his feelings for will are fundamentally different because they're not platonic and that's what sets will apart from the rest of the party

It's accurate

i was bored so take this

+ blank if anyone wants it

Byler is endgame. Confirmed

just the fact that el feels like a monster around mike while mike makes will feel like he isn’t a mistake should be enough to prove byler endgame on its own. end of story.

IM A MIKE WHEELER DEFENDER THROUGH AND THROUGH

MIKE WHEELER APPRECIATION POST BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE HATE ON HIM WAY TOO MUCH

What's your current obsession? Mines like fleabag or stranger things

Reblog this if its okay for people to reblog your posts and have silly convos that have nothing to do with the post

Slayed 😌🙌

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