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Idk man, this made perfect sense to me
Anyone else?
They're all high and making progressively less sense.
So y’all gonna tell me this ain’t the same person???
These spot the difference games are getting harder my dudes
mike: why does vecna keep trying to kill us?
will: maybe hes homophobic
mike: were not gay will
will, dustin, lucas, max, el, steve, robin, nancy, eddie, jonathan, argyle: we're not???
Dustin walking in on steve and eddie making out and makes sure they never forget it.
-During stoner night-
Jonathan: I think Will likes Mike…
Argyle: The dude with the fake threads? Really?
Steve: Why Mike!? Lucas is right there!
Eddie: Wheeler? Jesus H Christ that’s so embarrassing, Baby Byers.
Steve: Dustin! Dustin would treat him so much better than Mike could!
Argyle: This is worse then when we had to bury that super secret agent man in the desert.
Jonathan:…thank you all for understanding what I’m going through.
Let's just hope that they actually add him in future 😭🙏
why do I have to see Murray’s balding ass???? according to the duffers and stranger things writing process, he’s served his purpose—should’ve been gone after S3 if not S2 so why do I have to see him over and over again? why did this fucker get a call so he can keep pointing out the obvious?
they’ll keep the raging z*onist but not Kali (Eleven’s sister character who was meant to just be edgy but brought so much depth to herself AND El, 008, test subject with fucking powers that would be beneficial in taking down Vecna) or Argyle (literal ride or die who got roped into the upside down business, was shot at with his friends, buried a dead body, drove across the country to reunite the group, is linked to the group in multiple ways, played a similar role as Robin’s in ST3 but apparently he doesn’t get to stay).
they’ll keep the ugly, old white guy who is just a companion at this point but not the POCs that go MIA after they’re used to further the plot for a white main character.
EVERYONE SHUT THE ACTUAL F UP WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN THE FINAL EPISODE OF ST4. I ACTUALLY STARTED CRYING. SCREAMING. FALLING TO MY KNEES. WHATTT
I'm giving up on Stranger Things if:
Jonathan doesn't apologize for being creepy
Stancy or Jancy happens (come on duffle bags, let Nancy be independent, you can do it)
Max dies
Max's trauma is rushed or brushed off
Argyle dies
Dustin dies
Lucas dies
Steve dies
Something bad happens to Mike or Will/one of them dies
can't wait for more of my most underrated boy ♡
My friend: your taste in men is shit
Me: no its not they're perfect
my taste in men:
It's accurate
i was bored so take this
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OKAY LIKE I LOVE STEDDIE OR LIKE RONANCE AND SHIT JUST AS MUCH AS THE NEXT FAGARINO SHMUCH BUT THESE TWO- I CAN'T- WORDS CANNOT EXPLAIN THE EMOTIONAL---
EMOTIONS
THESE BOY-OS, THESE LADS, IF YOU WILL MAKE ME FEEL!!!!!! LIKE OMG THERE IS NOT ENOUGH FANART OF THESE LOVELY WEEDEATERS ON ANYTHING NOR IS THERE ENOUGH FICS OF THEM. THERE ISN'T AND IT'S BORDERLINE HOMOPHOBIC IF YE ASK ME❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗
okay that's all
People don't get the Jonathan x Argyle vision like I do. Yall need to open up your eyes and realize how how adorable they are together. This ones for you mileven, byler, steddie, ronance ect shippers.
Bonus Argyle calling Jonathan a good boy.
Let us not forget that Argyle bagged himself a bisexual goth girl with nothing but the clothes on his back and a bowl of weed. Regardless of the general audience perception the man has undeniable in-universe rizz.
Like I said in a recent post I have been reading lots of humans are deathworlders, humans are space orcs, and humans are space Australians but for MHA. However, I had an idea for Stranger Things!
The Party and Co. (mostly) Are Human Space Orcs
PLEASE look at my other post that's similar to this that has some tips and reminders for writing fics like this!!! ↓↓↓
Maybe not deathworlders or maybe Eleven and those from the upside down are also from a deathworld?
Yes, Eleven, the other numbered children, and those of the upside down are the aliens!
Eleven was abducted by humans– how the turn tables– Why does One/Vecna hate her tho???
This also means Will was abducted by aliens.
Anyway, Steve Harrington is so perfect for this trope or whatever– he is the ultimate choice imo lmao
The government I feel would be exactly how it is in the show.
Eleven could look like a human or be a shapeshifter. Idk I think people would be more likely to help her if she looked or appeared human.
Eddie can join earlier on (Robin too) and I feel like he would so be a conspiracy theorist and so would Dustin.
Omg the Russians– it'd be like the space race!
I don't have anything else rn but if I do I will put it after this lol
What if the upside down aliens did experimentation on Eddie (kinda like Will but not really) and brings him back to life???
Imagine them ever going to space, they would traumatize so many aliens lmao
Omg Argyle would have always believed aliens are real and he's really bummed that this is the kind of experience (close encounter lol) he has with them.
Joyce would be fucking up the aliens just as much as Steve. The moms are killing it, slay those aliens lmao
Maybe the government not only was trying to like make the numbered children into super soldiers but like indoctrinating them to act like humans, abide by human customs only, believe in what they do, etc (just generally horrible things)