Thomas: Who The Fuck-Edward: Language!Thomas: ....WHOM The Fuck?Edward: No-

Thomas: Who the fuck- Edward: Language! Thomas: ....WHOM the fuck? Edward: No-

Yeah, these two totally would do that. However, Thomas learned all of the swear words from Eddie because Edward would just kept on swearing every time he got hurt or something. (Like stubbing his little toe or spraining his knee)

Edward: I am getting majorly concerned for Sodor's saftey!

Thomas: Hey, don't worry Edward I got you on that one.

Edward: Thomas, whatever you make it better not kill people.

Thomas: I make riot gear like riot Shields, I also strapped a bunch of Nokia phones to some of Rusty's clothes as armor and it sells like mad.

Edward: Okay that solves that problem but we still need to worry about the bombs people have made.

Thomas: Don't worry, I know a guy.

Toby: I'm not sure if that makes me feel more or less safe.

Thomas: Oh! Don't worry! I think somebody who can help you two!

Edward: Who?

Thomas: It's a surprise. :)

Edward: *Deep breath* Hey Bruno, other than having a fun name what do you make buddy?

Bruno: I answer the phrase, Truck around and find out with a lot of military trucks.

Edward: OH, my gosh.

Bruno: I made a truck that can transport tanks because you really don't wanna get their millage up, terrible for the resale value. I also made a truck that can throw around transport containers like a like a toddler and it's great for logistics. I also made this MATV which is a mine resistant ambush proof vehicle and it hits mines like you hit pot holes. And then I made the sports version of the humvee.

Edward: What else can you put on the racing version of the humvee?

Bruno: Depends on what ya wanna get rid of! The fifty cal is good for getting rid of people, the anti tank is good for getting rid of tanks, and the automatic grenade launchers are good for getting rid of ANYTHING

Edward: What have you made recently?

Bruno: I bought Pratt Miller which includes Corvette racing, they still won't let me race my trucks and run over the other drivers, dumb. However I also bought jbt aerotech so I can now make plans if I want to. Arguably, THE MOST MINE RESISTANT VIECHLE.

Edward: I now fear you and I worry Rosie will be worse

Edward:

Edward: Toby, Toby. I need help.

Toby: What? What's going on?

Edward: Whiff, Bruno, Rosie and the others are talking about building military weapons. They're becoming more and more powerful and I can't control them...

Toby: Oh my god....

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 204:

Mavis: Hey Daisy. *Holds up a pack of pens* Look how manly these pens are!

Daisy: Mavis....That's gay....

Mavis: .....Daisy, we've been dating for-

Edward and Toby: We all know the drill Toad what do you make- wait what are you doing?

Toad: Oh... *Gun cocks* just reloading.

Edward sweating: Any reason why?

Toad: Depends, do you have any pressing questions or sarcastic comments to make?

Toby: Whaaaat? Nooo, nope no sir nothing today.

Toad: Huh, what a totally random happenstance.

When you try to question a suspect but it fails. (Bro, this is getting out of hand)

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 201:

Donald: Hey Dougie look! Oliver's reading to Toad!

Douglas: Ahhh, so sweet.

Oliver, reading to Toad: *About to say Walugi* Wa- Wa- Wa-

Toad: Water!

Oliver: That's a hard word to say.

Toad: You're doing great Mr. Oliver. 😏