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*Class raking a test*

Emily (smart kid): *Finishes test*

Mavis (Smart kid 2): Huh?

Ryan: You are unworthy of your position in the class.

Mavis: I am worthy!

James: Unworthy!!

Mavis: You realize what I sacrificed to be this!?

James: What? Your dignity?

*Vine boom sound*

Mavis: ....Run and hide.

James: What?

*Mavis then proceeds to jump on James and starts punching the shit out of him*

James and Rosie: *Arguing noises*

Rosie: That's it! *Cocks gun*

Conner: Rosie!

Rosie: Shit.

Conner: Did I teach you nothing? Hold the gun sideways! That's a killshot!

Rosie: Oh yeah right! Sorry pops. *Holds the gun sideways*

James: Wait what the hell? I just got jumped on by Mavis-

*James proceeds to get shot*

Hank: So Conner is home sick so I hope you all prepared for the practical examination.

Thomas: Percy?

Percy: No clue Thomas.

Hank: Calculators are not allowed on the test.

James: I thought this was Spanish class?

Gordon: Wait this isn't history?

Henry: *Wakes up* is it lunch yet?

Emily: Did you study this? *points to notebook*

Mavis: No it won't be on the test.

Emily (knows it now will be): Riiiiiiiiight.

Percy: Also, how did you get out of jail?

Hank: Somebody managed to bail me out.

Percy: Hmmmm....Wonder who could that be?....

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(This quote right here is inspired by @wysteriaisapenguin's ttte cafe au. You should go check out her post, it's amazing)

*In the cafe. Sidney Hever orders a Crovan's Coffee. He tries to grab the cup but it's too hot*

Sidney Hever: Ow! The cup is hot!

Toby, the main chef: Sidney, I can't do meals and drinks at the same time!

Percy, the cashier: Dad's freaking out.

Toby: I'm not freaking out!!!

Gordon, the shift supervisor: Toby, are you sure you're not stressed out?

Toby: SHUT UP!!!!

Toby: *Realization* Hey... *Points at Percy* You screwed up... *Points at Thomas* And you.... *Points at Mavis* And you!!!

Gordon: Okay, calm down. Stop the finger pointing. We were all fed up when a karen tried to harass Thomas because he got her order wrong.

Toby: *Sighs* I'm sorry. Sometimes, I forget how horrible you all are at your jobs! YOU'RE ALL HORRIBLE!!!! Sorry... I mean you are horrible but I shouldn't have said it so loud...

Gordon: Alright, that's enough already. For the love of Lady Toby, you're even more pissed than Edward on a bad day!-

Toby: BUT YOU ARE!!!!

Gordon: Okay, okay!!! Enough!!!! Just stop-

Toby: HOW BAD CAN EVERYBODY BE?!?!?

*Thomas, the server, hands Sidney Hever his Frying Kipper and Chips.*

Thomas: Order up!

Sidney Hever: *Takes a bite out of the fish fillet*

Sidney Hever: *Looks disappointed and pushes the plate away* Ehh...

Toby: What? Something wrong with the fish and chips?

Sidney Hever: N-Nothing! It's just- Maybe you missed the mark with this one. Tastes overdone and dry...

Toby: Overdone and dry?.... Really? you're just quoting the reviews!

Sidney Hever: I know but, it's just now I have words to put my tastes.

Toby: Can you get a mind of your own?!?!? I mean seriously, with your dead eyes!!!

Sidney Hever: What??? My eyes aren't dead....

Mavis, the sommelier: The only eyes that are dead are the karen's eyes...

*Outside, two random bystanders are looking at the logo of the cafe shop*

Random bystander 1: Hey, how about this cafe?

Random bystander 2: *Shakes their head*

Toby: :(

Toby: >:(

*Toby then marches towards the window and begins yelling at the two*

Toby: Oh yeah? Well your haircuts are overdone and dry!!!! *Points at Random bystander 2* And you!!!!! YOUR PANTS ARE OVERDONE AND DRY!!!! LOOK AT YOUR DUMB FACE!!!! IT'S OVERDONE AND DRY!!!!

*The two bystanders then began leaving as Toby runs towards the door*

Toby: GET BACK HERE!!!!!

Thomas: Roasting random people? Hell yeah! I wanna join!

*Thomas then follows Toby as he furiously opens the door*

Thomas: WHERE YOU GOING?!?!

Toby: I WANT TO REVIEW YOU!!!!

Thomas: YEAH!!!!!!

Toby: I'M GONNA REVIEW EVERYONE!!!!!

Thomas: YOU'RE GETTING IT!!!!

Toby and Thomas: *Starts pointing at random people* OVERDONE AND DRY!!!! OVERDONE AND DRY!!!! OVERDONE AND DRY!!!!!! OVERDONE AND DRY!!!!!!! OVERDONE AND DRY!!!!!!!!!!!

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Phillip: Hey Mavis! Guess what? We're adopting another engine!

Mavis: Oh really? Well, that's nice-

*Percy then shows the adoption papers in front of her*

Percy: It's you. Sign here. Now.

What would it be like if the four inspectors (Sir Topham Hatt, Mr Percival, Fergus Duncan, Sir Robert Norramby) go partying for a few weeks and return to the railway drunk

(By the way you give me vibes that you are Toby, I have no proof but I have no doubts either xd)

The engines are definitely going to get a nasty surprise lol 😂😂😂

Sir Topham Hatt would absolutely start dancing on the roof while Gordon and Toby are trying to get him down. His grandkids are probably recording the whole thing unfold into madness.

Mr. Percival would be 100x more emotional than ever and the Narrow Gauge engines are uncomfortable as fuck when he starts blubbering about how his bike was stolen.

Sir Robert Norramby..... Ummmmmm..... Accidentally sets the entire castle on fire and now Millie, Glynn and Stephen have nowhere to sleep.

Don't know about Fergus Duncan but I know that he's single so he tries to get a partner by using horrible pick-up lines.

(Also. Yes. I am indeed partially Toby. I'm basically Gordon, Toby, Mavis and the Scottish twins combined together, I can confirm that. 😌)

OMG THIS IS JUST PURE CHAOS LIKE PERCY FUCKING CRASHING BECAUSE HE WANTED TO FIND ROCKS TO PUT IN HIS CAR, TOBY'S CHEST SOMEHOW FALLS OUT AND THE FAT CONTROLLER IS CALLED THE FAT CHECKER!??!!?

OH MY GOD GOOGLE TRANSLATE DID MORE THAN JUST TURN TOBY'S TIGHTROPE INTO A GAG EPISODE

Here is "Toby's Tightrope" destroyed by Google Translate, for @unpopularvivian!

Enjoy!

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Camping Theme

One day, Percy crashes into a rock wall while looking for rocks to put in his car. Snow here and there. It didn't sound like that. Percy wasn't scared. Mavis discovers a new diesel engine hidden in the rocks.

"Wait a minute, Mavis," he told her.

Mavis has car trouble.

"The coach didn't listen to his advice. He said Toby didn't do anything wrong in the game. Toby cheated."

"Toby lost the car in front of you." "Okay, you can park wherever you want," Percy said. "Now, excuse me, but please carry this rock to the fence."

Mavis loves Percy, but refuses to listen to his advice.

"How can I get an invitation from Toby?"

Side jobs are hard. Mavis walked down the road to look for the car Toby wanted. I started making plans.

"We can solve this problem by using a shorter Tobin curve," he told the manager.

The driver drove without thinking.

A few days later, everything changed. When the ice melts, holes will appear again. The train was very heavy, so Mavis had to walk a long way to get to Toby. The rest is up to you. He does not admit his mistake and continues on his way.

"Do you want to keep it a secret?" I asked about the car.

Hahaha! Let's say it. "

"Do you want to see me in public without telling anyone what I'm doing?"

Fix the car. Toby arrives just after Mavis leaves.

So he decided to do it. The car decided to run it. They crashed into the wall on the right side, and Toby's chest fell out. This is a traffic signal.

"Of course!" He yelled loudly.

Toby leaves. Behind him is a car full of violence and violence. No one knew that the bridge would collapse and become ice. Even now he feels like he was struck by lightning.

"It's okay now!" Toby yelled.

The driver was going to drive. They headed towards the bridge. It doesn't matter now. The driver of the car was detained. Toby is on a train driving a rock band with thin tires. Mavis surprises him and goes to help him. As soon as Toby gets off the bus, he is stopped by a flight attendant. He helps Toby escape.

(She saves Toby) "Sorry about the car," Mavis said in her heart. - I don't know how I could have stopped him in time.

"That's right," said Brother Toby. "The Circassians say that it's too much, but I don't want to say that."

The fat checker finally appeared.

"The most obvious thing." "It's impossible," he said. "Yes, Mavis, I hear you."

"This car is my fault, sir." This is wrong. "But if you dare …"

"What shall we do?"

"Toby, why don't you come back and tell us what you were doing?"

"That's good," said the raiding inspector. "If the owner leaves."

Then this decision was made. Mavis, on the other hand, is very happy, which intrigues Inspector Gear.

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Person: THeY aRe OnLy 2 GeNdErS iN hUmAn SoCiEtY!!!! 🤡🤡🤡

Percy, Rebecca, Mavis and Rusty: *All look at each other*

Rusty: Wait... I'm nonbinary, Percy's a demiboy, Mavis is a demigirl and Rebecca is demninonbinary...

Rebecca: Soooo.... Does that mean we're gods?

Everybody: Gods? Gods. 😎

Oh fuck, oh fuck. I actually ship this pairing. As a serious ship? HELL NO. But as a crackship? HELL YES. 😎

Two idiots (In their own ways) accidentally fall in love with each other and just do shit together.

Ficlet: The One Where Toby is Shipped With, Oh God, I Can't Even Say It

Some good while ago now, I dared everyone to come up with a Toby pairing that I couldn't write for. And @houseboatisland justly took a shot and punished me for my hubris by prompting Toby/Diesel.

FML.

I've since played around with a long kinda angsty non-Sodor piece, an elaborate plotty rom-com where the coaches (knowing Toby has a terrible romantic weaknesses for Complete Dumbasses) set them up, and even this could in theory be extended to a lengthier exploration of how they bonded.

But honestly, I think this rather silly lil' foot-in-mouth first meeting pretty much nails it. I now claim a discharge of the debt.

Warnings for, well, a ship a lot of people will reckon is a NOTP, for mild swearing, a not-terribly-sweet meet-cute, and also this has not been edited at all. At allll.

(If you're wondering... in this 'verse, Henrietta would be partners with Elsie. Yeah, yeah, Diesel is surprised when he finds out, too.)

May 2014

"Oooh, you're here, you're here! Look everyone, it's him!!"

Diesel had never, in his seventy-odd years of life, been given such an enthusiastic greeting as he was by the Ffarquhar quarry diesel.

The bar wasn't even that high. A long time ago, he had abruptly found himself just too damn tired to play politics and be fake-nice and suck up, and since that fateful day he could count everyone who had ever smiled to see him on his six wheels, with a few left over.

And he had never seen anyone beam at him.

"So I'm in the right place," he rumbled, wary.

"That's right!" the other diesel sang. An 04 shunter with her wheels skirted, a very comely one too. Freshly washed, gleaming black fenders, eyelashes for miles. Really she would have been his type exactly... if he'd ever had any interest that way in female engines. "Driver! Toby! C'mon over, he's here!"

A bell clanged. It took Diesel a moment to realise that the bell was attached to an engine. It now clanged over, the strangest thing Diesel had ever seen on the rails. The smallest of the party, and boxy indeed, with a handsome curve roof, and... made of wood?

And in steam?

Diesel blinked as the apparition chuckled. "You could show some manners, Mavis."

"I am mannerly, you old bossy buffers!" The 04 smirked. "It's not me dawdling and making 'im wait!"

"Get on out of here."

"Oh, don't you worry, I will."

They both laughed.

" 'Thank you,'" prompted the odd little engine named Toby, " 'for coming to cover my work while I'm gallivanting off to the coast.'"

"Yep," said Mavis. " 'Thank you, O Cunning Liar of Legend, good luck, be safe, and I'm OFF, sucker!' D'you have a name yet, by the way?" she queried, abruptly changing tacks before Toby could even finish rolling his eyes.

"Mmm-hmm," thrummed the diesel. "It's 'Diesel'."

The 04 grinned with unbreakable good humor. "Well fine yeh old sad sack, you'll fit right in this pokey hole! Listen to the ol' stove-on-wheels here, he's a lot more bearable if you just pretend he knows everything about everything—mind our mobile crane coz she's a right rotter—and don't even bother fueling up at the shed, use the one down line. Manager insists it's all the same but he ain't the one drinking it, is he? Aaand I think that covers it."

"Thanks." It wasn't that he had come back for the (rumble, rumble)th time unprepared to encounter diesels. He knew the dratted island better than that. But in general the Sodor diesels despised him as much as the steamies, in fact usually they were even more suspicious of him. "Where are you off to?"

"Brendam! They're re-doing that rail overpass, so I'm to be the engine on-site for that project, and after that I'll be able to go down into the clay pits and help with the expansion down there. Just for the summer, of course. But I've never gotten to go so far for so long! Christ, I'm going to make such a hash of things," she finished, still elated.

The boxy steam engine smiled at her. "Probably."

"Oh, shuddup!" she scoffed, but then she caught his eye and her expression softened. "Toby..."

She paused, suddenly overcome with emotion, and Toby rolled his eyes again, this time very gently.

"Don't go thanking me now, Mave, your system couldn't handle it. And we can't have you breaking down on your big day."

"Aw, stuff it up your brakepipe, yeh old sod!"

They laughed together.

Diesel was just... there, he reckoned.

Which was just as well because, his mental faculties apparently not what they had once been, he was still trying to process the sight in front of him. This Toby was... a tram engine, he supposed? He had never seen any up close, but he knew that they were all electric. Except this one. Christ, was this some sort of frivolous new-build vanity project for the Sodor locomotive works, or was this an even-weirder-than-usual ancient curiosity of theirs? He was made of wood. Well-varnished wood, in a thick layer to protect it from the elements and grime, but also, he was a steam engine, he ran on a burning fire, how did that even work?

Diesel scarcely noticed that surrounding them was a growing crowd of quarry workers, who had gathered to see Mavis off with much heckling and many warnings that she was to help rebuild a bridge, not to have other engines shoved off it. But at the last moment before she sent down the tramway the jokes turned into well wishes, and Mavis roared off with her engine fighting a chorus of "For she's a jolly good felloooow—!"

Once the racket had died down, the foreman introduced himself to Diesel and Diesel to the men, and gave the engine his orders for the morning.

Diesel hoped his driver, and the Ffarquhar man he was training on his controls, were paying attention. He was not.

After the foreman had left, the steam tram looked over at him. "'Lo," he offered, a little wary, but not unfriendly. "I'm due out, but I'll be here to pick up trucks twice a day. Don't hesitate to ask if you need any advice, engine-to-engine, like... " He frowned a little, puzzled at Diesel's expression. "Well. Any questions, before I go?"

"Yeah." He couldn't help that it flew out of his mouth before he could check it. "Who the hell designed you?"

Toby whooshed heavily.

Then he told him to take a good look at the train Mavis had arranged and to prepare the rest just like it, and clanged away in a huff.

Diesel's driver was doubled over while Toby fussed about backing onto the stone wagons. "Very smooth, mate...!"

"Oh, sod off."

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Percy: Mavis. I don't know what my sexuality actually is.

Mavis: Oh really? Tell me.

Percy: Like, I'm damn sure with my gender. I feel like a guy but I also don't feel like one at all. But my sexuality??? My head hurts just because I'm trying to figure out who I like and who I don't.

Mavis: Listen dude. It took me years to figure out that I'm a demiromantic lesbian demigirl. I can ensure you that there's nothing wrong with you. You just need some time. 😊

Percy: Well, thanks. 😄

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*Tidmouth Sheds is absolutely trashed. The walls are covered in grape jam, the furniture are destroyed and everybody is covered in red glitter*

Gordon: *Clears throat* This prank caused significant property damage in the sheds.

Thomas: Fair point but we do shatter a lot of glass around here. Either it's Edward who's disappointed in his BuzzFeed results.

*Camera cuts to Edward on his laptop*

Edward: I am not a BLANCH!!!! 😡😡😡

*Edward then grabs a random plate and throws it at a nearby window, breaking it*

Thomas: Or Percy trying to bro out with Mavis.

*Camera cuts to Percy holding a football*

Percy: Hey Mav! Catch this one!

*Percy then proceeds to throw the football but accidentally aims at a glass vase, causing to break into pieces*

Thomas: Or just Henry gently shutting a window and forgetting how strong he is.

*Camera cuts to Henry slowly shutting a window, which fails as it fractures into tiny pieces*

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*Bill and Ben are making squeaky toy noises while walking around as BoCo talks with Mavis*

BoCo: I appreciate you taking care of the twins. Heck, you might even be better than me and Gordon at some aspects.

BoCo: But, can I ask you if you know why they're so jittery?

Mavis: Well, they were thirsty so I gave them some drinks. They been like this since.

BoCo: What did you give them? Two cans of soda? We try to stay away from sugary-

Mavis: Coffee.

*BoCo and Mavis stare at Ben and Bill as they stop and suddenly scream*

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Phillip: Is it pronounced "gif" or "jif"?

BoCo: It's-

Dodge: GIF!!!!!

BoCo: >:(

BoCo: As I was saying it's-

Mavis: JIF!!!!! JIF!!!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Splatter: No, no. You know what happens? I'm telling you. It's back to this. When you skip 3rd grade and 4th grade and the teachers don't want you there-

Daisy: Oh my god....

Splatter: And they just send you to middle school: You CAN'T FUCKING PRONOUNCE!!!!!

Diesel: It's an acronym....

Diesel: YOU IDIOTS!!!!! YOU DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Diesel: *Grabs Splatter by his shirt collar* IT'S G.I.F!!!!!!!!

*Everybody starts laughing their asses off as Splatter begins to panic*

Splatter: W-What are the options!?!!?

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*Pluto, Phillip, Percy and Mavis are arguing while Toby is trying to intervene*

Toby: Okay, DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOUR MOTHER!?!?

Pluto, Phillip, Percy and Mavis: *All run* NO!!!!!!

Toby: Hehe, works every time...

Toby: They're scared to death of her!

*A pissed off Henrietta suddenly walks up to Toby*

Toby: *Turns around* AH!!!!!

Henrietta: Call me for what? 😠

Toby: A-Ah!.... Hennie my love!... 😅

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Percy, holding out a freshly baked cookie for Henrietta: Hey mom. This one is shaped like a heart, just like how I feel about you! 😊

Henrietta: *Is trying not to cry*

Percy, holding another cookie for Mavis: Yo Mav, this cookie is shaped like a skull, just like how I feel about you.

Mavis: Noice Perc!

Percy, holding out another cookie for Pluto: And this one is shaped like a question mark, just like how I feel about you.

Pluto: WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!??

Percy, holding out another cookie for Phillip: This one is just an unreadable mess, just like how I feel about you.

Phillip: ???????? Unreadable mess???? But I'm not a book!!!!!

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Percy, Pluto, Phillip, and Mavis: *All t-posing at the front of the doorway* Good morning dad!

Toby, drinking his tea: Good morning my problem children.

Hannah, behind Toby wearing a poop costume: Happy Halloween Toby!

Toby: *Turns around* Who said that?-JESUS!!!!! Why are you wearing this?!?!

Hannah: It's never too early to celebrate Halloween.

Pride Month Mavis 🧡🤍💖💜

(I headcannon her as a lesbian)

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 364 Railway Workers Edition:

MC Toby, panicking: WE'RE GOING TO GET YOU DOWN!!!!!

MC Percy: How the hell are we going to get an alt version of me down from a tree???

*RW Percy is stuck in a tree and has no idea how he got here*

MC Mavis: Percy, are you sure there isn't anything to help you descend?

RW Percy: Ohoho! There's a grappling hook! And an esclator!

RW Percy: Silly me.... 🙄

MC Percy: This is not a time to be sarcastic!!!! Do you really want your bones to be broken!?!?

RW Percy: NoOoOoOoOo~

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Spencer: You should like men!

Mavis: Bleugh!!! No, women are hot!

Emily: Yeah!

Spencer: No they're not-

Spencer: *Realizes something*

Mavis: Yes-

Mavis and Emily: *Also realize something*

Mavis and Emily: WHAAAATTTTT!?!?!?!?!

Mavis and Emily: THAT'S GAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Mavis and Emily: YOU'RE GAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Edward: *is trying to calm down in his office*

Thomas, Percy, Rosie, Mavis, Bill, Ben, Emily, and Hannah: *break into his office*

Edward: ...can I help you?

Thomas: wE sMeLl CaNdY!

Everybody: *Starts running towards Edward* AAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH-

Edward: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH-