Thomas: Okay We're Here.

Thomas: Okay we're here.

Edward: Alright who who- WHIFF!?

Whiff: Being a genius means you know how to survive every type of gunshot wounds. Trust me Rosie has tried to off me with her sniper for stealing her business more times than I can count.

Toby: Thomas I thought you said you knew someone who could help!

Thomas: He can! Tell em Whiff.

Whiff: While I may make nuclear missiles I also make air defense systems to shoot them down. After all I'm no the only one who makes weapons.

Edward: Okay but how does we stop the problem of Sodor becoming a flaming Crater if one slips past.

Whiff: Underground vaults! I have plenty under Sodor and know several people who could help truck in materials to rebuild.

Toby: You know I would prefer to prevent this as a whole so we don't need to rebuild.

Thomas: Alright I'll call her up.

Toby: Call who?

Thomas: You'll see.

Toby: Wait Edward, so you're telling me that you TRIED TO KILL WHIFF?!?!!

Edward: What?!!? He was driving me crazy and I just couldn't handle it!!!

Thomas: Ummmm, moving on-

Hank: We should probably start planning on how to save Sodor right now....

Gordon: Discgracful! James: Disgusting! Henry: Dispicable! All three: Surpise MOTHAFUCKA! *Triple rocket launcher*

Welp, looks like I'm dead-

Sir Topham hatt: Bill and Ben, this morning's station sign is supposed to read: Three O clock express delayed. Can either of you explain why it now reads: " COME SEE MY HAIRY ARMPITS!"!?

QDWUOHOIWQBFOIBOIFWUFRIUGIUERWIUBIU BILL BEN YOU LITTLE SHITS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ALSO, IS THIS A CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS REFERANCE?!?!?!? I LOVE THAT BOOK SERIES AND THE AUTHOR!!!! DAVE PILKEY'S BOOKS ARE SO FUNNY AND AMAZING!!!!!

Sir Topham Hatt: I'm calling for backup! *Suddenly a tank flies out of nowhere* Thomas: EDWARD! *Kncoks Edward out of the way and smoke cloud appears* Percy: Thomas!

*Smoke clears revealing a coughing Thomas.* Thomas: *Gasp* WOO! Thomas one! Big tank zero, I'm sorry did we get that on camera? Toby: How are you not dead!? Thomas: I have no idea! Do you see me dancing? Toby: Yes I saw you dance.

Thomas: Is that all you got? Sailor John in tank: No but thank you for asking.

Edward: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? SAILOR JOHN??!?!! BITCH I THOUGHT YOU WERE ARRESTED AND PUT IN JAIL!!!!!!

Sailor John: Thanks to yer controller, I'm finally free and I can enact my revenge on this island! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!

*Sailor John shoots at Thomas who nearly dies if it wasn't for Hank pushing him out of the way*

Hank: Got ya!!!!

Thomas: Phee! Thanks Hank!

Diesel: *Sees Sir Topham Hatt trying to run away* Hey! Get back here!!!!

Sir Topham Hatt: OH SHIT-

*Sir Topham Hatt starts running as Diesel jumps towards him and pins the controller down. Percy dashes towards the two and helps to restrain the Fat Controller.*

Sir Topham Hatt: Get off of me you oily diesel!!!

Diesel: Not a single fat chance.

Percy: I'm calling Gordon, James and Henry for assistance! They should be able to help us!

Edward: *Sarcastically* Well isn't my life just great?....

*Top gear intro start* Gordon: Tonight! I eat a cabbage, James throws a bird out of a car, and Henry forgets the abbreviation for America.

Henry: Usb

USB?!?!!? HENRY THAT STANDS FOR UNITED STATES OF BULLSHIT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Spencer: Victor! Victor! Something's wrong!

Victor: What it is?

Spencer: I can't hear in one ear anymore! I can only hear half of the sound!

Victor: Okay, let me check.

Victor: 50.

Spencer: 25.

Victor: ....648.

Spencer: 324.

Victor: 23.673.....

Spencer: 11.84715.

Victor: *Pissed* ⟌3/72cos30⁰....

Spencer: *Autotuned voice* ~ 0.9897443180... ~

Victor: You fucking smart aleck....