
You can call me V or Vivian. She/her. But you can use he/him for me as well I don't care lol. 14 yrs old. Aroace and genderqueer and I'm proud đ Self diagnosed ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder) Please don't be weird or else I'm blocking you. Homophobia, racism, sexism, etc, NOT TOLERATED
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When You Show Memes To Your Partner (An Edward X Toby FanFic):
When You Show Memes To Your Partner (An Edward x Toby FanFic):
Toby was peacefully sipping his favorite cup of earl gray tea while silently humming to himself. The bright sunlight beamed through the windows while little songbirds softly chirped outside. The Fat Controller had decided to give him and his husband, Edward, a day off. No shunting trucks, no stress, just a relaxing day for the both of them. Toby happily sighed, it seemed like a long time that he was given a break for once. Itâs not like he complained about doing work like James or sometimes Gordon, it's just that he didnât get to spend time with Edward.
âAhhh~ Such a lovely day⌠I wonder what should me and Eddie do? Maybe go to the beach? Take care of each othersâ kids?â Toby chuckled to himself a little. No, of course not. Edward had Thomas while Toby and his wife, Henrietta, had Percy, Phillip and Pluto. All four of them were really crazy to handle in their own ways. Just as Toby was tentatively wondering to himself, Edward was walking down the staircase, wearing just a light blue shirt with blue jeans, looking very tired as usual.Â
âHello honey, did you have a decent sleep yesterday?â Toby quietly asked the blue tender engine.
Edward grumbled a bit before replying. âWell, I donât think âdecentâ is the right word to describe itâŚ. More like, âstrangeâ....â
Edward poured a coffee jug into his favorite mug that was written âFuck Off, Iâm Gay and I Have Insomniaâ on it before drinking it like it was water. âAnyways, I was thinking I wanted to show you something today.â
âWhat is it?â asked Toby curiously. Edward then put down his coffee mug on the countertop and went to grab his laptop from the living room. After a few minutes, Edward then placed his laptop on the table and opened it. Toby leaned to see what his partner was doing while Edward was busy punching letters into the keyboard.Â
âWhat are you typing?â questioned Toby with a raised eyebrow.
âMy favorite memes.â Edward replied back.
âMemes? What are they?â
âOh, theyâre just amusing or interesting stuff online. They are quite hilarious. If you understand them.â Edward smiled with a cheeky grin on his face.
After Edward was done typing in the word âmemeâ in the search bar, he then went to the images section and started scrolling through the page. Toby had a very confused and judgemental face while his eyes followed on the sidebar. After a few minutes of scrolling through, Edward clicked on an image of the Peter Griffin Death Pose and showed it to Toby.
âWhat the heck is that?!?â Toby exclaimed in surprise. âWhy is this guy on the ground while posing like that?!?!â
Edward started laughing his ass off as Toby continued to question the image in hand with a lot of judgment.
âO-OhâŚ. Thatâs the Dead Peter Griffin memeâŚ.â Edward snorted as he tried to contain his laughter. âD-Do you like it?....â
âNo! Of course I donât!!!â Toby slapped Edward on his arm with annoyment. âWhy do you people think itâs funny to make a joke out of somebody lying on the ground while theyâre clearly dying?!!?â
âWell, you canât blame me!!!! Itâs the internet who did all of this!!!â Edward retorted who was definitely trying not to piss himself due to laughter. He then scrolled through the page once more before landing on the Yippee Creature image.
âWell, that's a peculiar-Uhhhhh ...Creature right thereâŚ.He looks kindaâŚGoofy? For some reason?â Toby stated as he examined the image. âAlthough, I think he looks quite cute though! What a nice-looking fella right here!â
âYeah, he does. People call him the âAutism Creatureâ for a reason.â Edward replied. âHe reminds me like Gordon, doesnât he?â
âOh yeah!â Toby chortled. âEspecially him sometimes staring into the distance like that! Thatâs the funniest thing about him.â
For 4 hours, Edward and Toby were scrolling through viral images and memes, commenting and reacting to them. Sometimes, the reactions were funny, sometimes, they werenât. And some of them had the couple with confused faces just by looking at them. When dusk had finally fallen, the Steam Team were at Tidmouth Sheds, sharing stories with each other in the sheds.Â
âDid you guys know that Thomas got into another crash today?â Percy requested.
âHm! Really?â Gordon asked with a boastful face.
âPERCY!!!!!â Thomas retorted back with frustration.Â
âNow, you two. Donât fight or else weâll have an argument in our hands.â Toby calmly consoled the two.Â
âWhat did you and Edward do today?â Henry asked Toby with a curious look on his face.Â
âWell, I showed Toby my favorite memes on my laptop. The whole experience was pretty interesting to say the least. We even got a few laughs out of it.â Edward answered back.
âGordon, you remind me of the Yippee Creature image after Edward showed it to me now.â Toby said.
Gordon was utterly baffled, he was utmost embarrassed that his best friend has compared him to a viral meme.
âWHAT?!?!?!â Gordon shouted.
Everybody started chuckling as Gordonâs turned redder than Jamesâ splendid paint. Toby and Edward were giggling while the others laughed at Gordon hysterically. They both looked at each other endearingly as the moon twinkled in the dark night sky. Today sure has been a good dayâŚ.
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