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Ah. I See.

Ah. I see.

Dear Uzi,

Hello, I recently heard about your not-wedding and I just want to say congratulations! As a congratulation gift, I am going to assure you my wife will no longer try to kick your ass whenever she sees you in the colony due to you killing her best friend at the camp field trip. Also tell N I said hi!

Yours truly, Nelli

Uhm- thanks?? Who- who would your wife be-??

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9 months ago

[From my main, but I think it's important to make this clear. I know Murder Drones is generally open, but I want to make this extra clear.]

I realize I haven't said this, so let me do it now: this blog is a safe space for weird people. This is a safe space for plurals, systems (traumagenic AND endogenic), otherkins, LGBTQ+ people of all kinds, neurodivergent folks, the mentally ill, regressors (pet, age, or otherwise) and so many other groups I didn't list. Even if you're just generally weird or an 'outcast,' you are welcomed here. You shouldn't need to hide your interests, hobbies, or personalities just because it isn't 'normal.' I'm a Little Nightmares-obsessed creature who identifies as an omen of chaos and does quads around her house for fun. I'm not in a position to call people weird, and until you start to intentionally hurt people, you don't need to hide here.

You are valid. You are loved. You would be missed.

If you have nobody in your life you think loves you and would miss you, just know: I love you, and I would miss you. I may not know you, but that doesn't stop me.

Don't forget that. You are loved, no matter what.

9 months ago

Btw I’m coming with my wives T and D also since I’m not on c9 right now I WILL be crashing near you’re event when I land so don’t be surprised if you hear a large *BOOM* during the event

-serial designation C

Thanks for the heads up, I guess...


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9 months ago

Also, if you get your dad to build a quick door and like. A flat floor and some infrastructure the corpse spire would be a cool venue. It probably won't freak anyone out, I mean, those guys are long dead so who cares?

- 👓

Huh, that's smart.... He may be busy with the refinery tho.


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9 months ago

okay instead of doves its crows, instead of whites and reds it blacks and purples >:3

OH AND MAYBE INSTEAD OF ROSES PETALS ITS SUNFLOWER PETALS FOR THE YELLOW IN N!!!!

this is for the wedding btw im just saying N would kill it in a purple wedding dress with black highlights, and you in a black suit with purple highlights >:3

Love the ideas, Anon. N would slay in a dress >:3

And it isn't a wedding! >:(


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