Brooklyn 99 As Six Of Crows

Brooklyn 99 as Six of Crows

Jan: You , band of pestilent criminals. How do you sleep at night knowing how horrible you are?

Inej: Pretty well

Nina: Naked

Wylan: Picturing you in a cell allways puts me in a good mood

Matthias: I go to bed early, like my mother taught me to

Kuwei: In a mouse onesie , is so cute

Jesper: On the silk sheets you bought, your goose feather pillows and i think we can save ourselves the details about your son

Kaz: Oh "sleeping" what a concept

A theory that mobile phone are actually time warping devices becuase every time I try to do work and my phones around me I'm telling time speeds up

Kaz would visit Nina in little palace and act so unbelievably fake. He would show up being like “oh, my very close friend lives here I'm just saying hi since I'm nearby visiting my girlfriend” and it takes some convincing but Nina finally gets him in.

Naturally, she's suspicious. “Is it Inej? Is she okay?” and Kaz just continues being this fake ass hoe like, “no, i just missed you, darling friend of mine. How can I not? We get along so well! Always! Yay!”

And Nina CANNOT figure out what this man wants. Is a crow in trouble? Is he trying to ask for something? She can't figure it out. He doesn't interact with anyone else. He just keeps being super fake and finally just goes “so nice to see you but I need to get home now. We should do this again sometime!”

Nina has never been more bewildered in her life. She's convinced someone tailored to be Kaz just randomly visited her.

Then someone bursts into the room and starts yelling that half the royal vault Is gone and she's just like “ohhhhhhh that should have been obvious. My bad.”

Meanwhile Kaz is writing her a letter like “okay, I know I call you stupid, but I’m legitimately concerned you didn’t catch onto the very obvious robbery going on. I swear I don’t care about you, but also… are you alright?”

Nina tells people it is the one and only time Kaz has ever asked about her emotional well-being.

Kaz, a baby: die motherfuckers, I'm talking over the world