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Greetings mutual of mine, tis I, completing my duties as a mutual to randomly send you questions :D

Brooklyn 99 characters and their Hogwarts houses :))

I love this so much

Okay

Jake: Hufflepuff (he’s definitely not ravenclaw so…)

Amy: Gryffindor (while people might argue that she’s a ravenclaw, I think this is a herminone situation because she is insanely brave)

Rosa: Slytherin (this doesn’t need an explanation)

Boyle: Hufflepuff (just yeah)

Terry: Hufflepuff (he’s a muscly teddy bear)

Captain Holt: Ravenclaw (from a fellow ravenclaw, he’s just giving the vibes)

Gina: Slytherin (idk y’all the girl is evil)

Hitchcock and Scully: muggles (sorry not sorry)

Watched Die Hard for the first time I get what Jake Peralta was on about now

Amy: Jake...

Jake: Oh no, 'Jake' in b-flat

Jake: You're disappointed.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine as S.P.D Power Rangers

My attempt of making a AMV

What I love the most about Brooklyn Nine-Nine is that Charles and Rosa didn’t end up together despite Charles being madly in love with her.

Feeling like you’re destined to be with someone doesn’t mean that you are in fact destined to be with them. Being madly in love with a person doesn’t mean that this person is going to be the love of you life.

This might seem obvious, but it so isn’t.

Ok hear me out

Charles Boyle would definitely have a grinder account. But he wouldn't know what it really was. He would just think it was a place to meet some new male friends.

And best of all his account name would be boyle_boyz

Here are some ways he could find out

1) he tells jake that he should get the app as a way to find new guys friends and Jake has to explain what the app really is

2) his wife sees it on his phone and asks for an explanation and he says he is just looking for new friends and she explains what it really is

3) Gina (enough said)

4) Rosa (also enough said)

Or literally any of his co-workers

sometimes i think i’m Rosa, but in reality i am actually Charles with a hint of Scully and Jake

Charles Boyle this you????

not to be a depraved slut or anything but I'd wash your hair

I hope Andre knew how much joy he brought all of us 🥺❤️

Edit: Statement from Mike Schur and Dan Goor - “Like everyone who was fortunate enough to know Andre, we are heartbroken by the news of his passing. He was one of the most talented dramatic actors in history, and then he decided to try comedy, and he was instantly one of the funniest people ever to do it,” read the statement. “But even greater than his acting talent was the happiness and joy he brought to those around him. And his smile… he had the greatest, brightest, most wonderful smile. Our thoughts and love go to his beautiful, amazing family, whom he loved more than anything. We are grateful for the time we had with him.”

Edit 2: Statements from Joel and Joe 😭

Edit 3: Chelsea 💔

Edit 4: Melissa

Sometimes when my boyfriend is busy I’ll text him saying I don’t want to interrupt and that I’ll let him hang out with his friends. Then he’ll say “no it’s okay love” to which I’ll respond with “are you sure?” and every now and then he’ll say “1000 push ups” from Brooklyn nine-nine and my heart melts and I remember that I truly love him so much, not that I’d forget it. It just makes me re-experience the feeling.

My dream Netflix show is one with:

Six of Crows level backstories

Pitch Perfect level songs

Umbrella Academy level plot

Brooklyn 99 level humor

Harry Potter level accents

Sherlock BBC level looks

Hunger Games level relationships

Percy Jackson level characters

Shadowhunter level assholes

I know I'll never find it but a girl csn dream

Brooklyn 99 as Six of Crows

Me to Everlark, HP marauder era relationships, Six of crows, Shadow and Bone, Percy Jackson

Wylan: I can't wait to see the inside of Kaz's house. I'm going to learn everything there is to know about him.

Inej: I bet it's really fancy like Beauty and the Beast fancy

Nina: it's probably just an empty, white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger into when he's in sleep mode

B99 orientation headcanons cuz I'm bored:

Jake: Bi

Amy: Straight ally or bi

Boyle: Pan

Rosa: Bi (Canon), demigirl

Terry: Straight ally

Gina: Unlabeled, but queer

Holt: Gay (Canon)

Kevin: Gay (Canon)

Adrian: Pan, trans (???)

Judy: Straight ally

Hitchcock: "A hole is a hole"

Skully: Doesn't know what a sexuality is

Headcanons for Boyle from Brooklyn 99?

I can see him being VERY into kpop and jpop, but especially Hatsune Miku

Like, he's got the Miku merch, he's got a Miku cosplay, and if he sees Miku themed products in public, he HAS to buy it

He's hoping to convert Nikolaj to Miku-ism by slowly playing more and more of her songs around him