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I saw a post (maybe from @broosepayne ????) about how Clark, as a Kryptonian with a different evolution than humans, would be scared of different animals than humans (like, maybe he's terrified of goldfish and sheep or something)

But like, what if the inverse is true? Like, he finds some animals as naturally cute as we would find kittens. One of those animals is the bat.

Everytime Clark sees Batman, he has to resist the urge to squeeze him to death (you know, like cuteness aggression) As someone with super strength, this is a big issue.

(Bruce eventually has conceded to allowing his bf hug him 24/7 just to mitigate the cuteness aggression and prevent Clark from accidently squeezing him to death (how embarrassing would it be to die because he was too cute? Bruce cannot allow this))

The fact that Basil Karlo didn't just become like the best actor of all time is hilarious to me. Like, when he realized he was this clay monster thing, I understand wanting to go after Dagget. I get the whole 'showing people what the face cream did to me,' totally valid.

What I don't get is, when his friend was like, "Dude you can turn into different people! You could become an even better actor!!!" He immediately turns into someone and is like "it's too hard :( It's like constantly flexing a muscle :( I can't keep doing it :("

Like, dude, if you just got a new muscle that you've never used before, you're going to have to practice more than once for two seconds to make it work. Like, at least give it a month before you decide to become a criminal.

Fellas, I've seen one too many Wing!fics where Batman does not have the right wings. Sometimes, the most obvious answer is the right one.

AKA, Batman needs bat wings and I take no criticisms

Totally writing a fic based on this

I'm glad we're all shifting from "Bruce is so cool and swavy..god look at him go getting all the ladies such a gentleman 😍😘😘"

to

"Nah this man is fucking weird but gosh do we love him..."

Battinson! Bruce only speaks in a series of blinks, squints, and eye brow wiggles. He has to learn how to talk eventually because of Dick's friends (his boy is much too social but FINE he'll learn to speak for him, 'Just never say I do nothing for you, Dick')

(He's secretly very relieved to have Cass and be able to talk through his preferred method of communication again)