Barbara, Trying To Tell Her Dad That She's Batgirl: I Took On A . . . Job Recently And-

Barbara, trying to tell her dad that she's Batgirl: I took on a . . . job recently and-

Jim, who totally thinks she's a drug dealer but wants to be a Supportive Dad™: You can't tell me more but know I love you!

Barbara, happy that her dad approves of Batgirl, and Jim, happy his daughter trusts him: ^_^

Metropolis: This is our super hero! He's very fast :) very strong :) he can fly :) and he can shoot lazers out of his eyes :) and he can breathe ice :) and he's very nice :) we love him very much :) he talks to kids and saves kitties, we love him!!!! <3 <3 ^_^ :) :)

Gotham: Our superhero is a normal dude dressed like a bat, who utilizes the darkness to beat up the sick and depraved villains of Gotham. I've never actually seen or met him. I would kill a man for him.

"Why doesn't Batman fight crime during the day?"

Correct answer: He is shown crime fighting during the day many times in comics and shows! He also does a lot of the lab analysis during non-patrol hours! It is also important to maintain his public image.

Funniest answer (and therefore correct one): Batman has made a public announcement that he only works at night and to 'pretty please' not do crime during the day to respect his time and sleep. All of his villains agree because they are evil not MONSTERS.

My brother just said he thinks Superman and Batman are overrated.

*shuts myself in my room* SOMETHING IN THE WAY MMMM YEAH UNDERNEATH THE-

I don't think violence should be your first, second, or third response to anything. You should try to come to understandings and should always strive towards peace. In fact, I vie-

Person: There's a Batgirl and Batman shipper!

Me: *cocks Glock* Where?

Bruce, looking haunted and remembering back when Dick would climb on literally any surface available and he found the only way to get him to stop was spraying him like a cat: I know a thing or two 'cause I've seen a thing or two

Damian, preparing to stab one of his siblings: >:)

Bruce, not even looking up from his newspaper: *Grabs a near by water spritzer and sprays* No, Damian

Damian: *angry and betrayed cat noises*