When Batman Is A Good Little Cryptid And Solves A Murder, He Gets A Pat On The Head And A Cookie From

When Batman is a good little cryptid and solves a murder, he gets a pat on the head and a cookie from Commissioner Gordon 😌

People from Connecticut are also slightly unnerving to look at so I understand your confusion

Clark should be slightly unnerving to look at. He passes human but people still get chills when they are in the same room as him. They get the primordial sense of 'Danger. Predator.' (There's just something wrong about him) It's the the Uncanny Valley - a non-human that looks like a person but could seriously injure you.

Most people can ignore it. But, every now and then (maybe he moved to fast, maybe the light caught his eyes wrong, maybe his teeth seemed sharper), people will flinch.

The first time someone doesn't flinch or look uneasy around him (save his parents) is with Batman. In exchange? Clark will do whatever it take for him (WHATEVER it takes)

They are besties for the resties

'just take the picture robin'

JLA are trying to figure out Superman and Batman's secret identities and finally figure out that they are the famous married couple, Bruce and Clark Kent-Wayne

Except

They mix them around

Batman is an investigative reporter? That checks. He's a cornfed country boy? Explains the gains

Superman is an outgoing philanthropist? It tracks. His parents are wealthy enough to avoid any legal issues? It's how he stayed underground for years!

(Obviously, Superman is helping is hubby pay for the nice armor)

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