Clark, Dressed As Batman While He's Missing: *throws Several Tons Of Stone*

Clark, dressed as Batman while he's missing: *throws several tons of stone*

Batman's villains: He probably was working out or something. He's Batman.

Also Clark: *smiles*

Batman's villains: *gasp* Who ARE you?!?!?!

Bruce, dressed only in his bathrobe and draped seductively on his bed: Cla~ark, come join me?

Clark, seeing this

Bruce is pretty much a cat.

Always lands on feet

9 lives (tbh he should probably be dead)

Hisses at people (he was THAT kid in middle school)

Wants affection but refuses to admit it ("I just happen to be in the room with you and I just happen to be less than a foot from you, chum")

Speaks in little weird hums and chirps

Selina Kyle likes him

"GOD, TAKE ME INSTEAD!"

Idk if that has been done before but I haven’t seen it so have this thing I made lol

Not you Bat Gran! I'm sure you're a great cook :D

I'm totally poking fun at my grandparents who, while I love them dearly, don't know how to use seasons beyond salt and think everything should be over cooked to ere on the side of caution

"Alfred is so good at cooking!" "No one can out cook Alfred"

You fool. He is old. He is British. He is white. That is three things against him.

Bruce likes his cooking because he's very precise and gets all necessary ingredients in. Everyone else? Hates it but thinks they're the only one and that they are crazy.

Dick, trying to not get thrown back into the system: Yummy :)

Jason, a street kid who doesn't regain proper tastes until the Pit: So good.

Tim Drake, scared of being in the way: Love it :)

Damian, who knows the values of nutrients and respecting elder: Good.