Clark, Dressed As Batman While He's Missing: *throws Several Tons Of Stone*

Clark, dressed as Batman while he's missing: *throws several tons of stone*

Batman's villains: He probably was working out or something. He's Batman.

Also Clark: *smiles*

Batman's villains: *gasp* Who ARE you?!?!?!

BROOOOOO, IF YOU DRAW THIS CAN YOU TAG ME SO I CAN SEEE???? THAT SOUNDS SICK

Clark should be slightly unnerving to look at. He passes human but people still get chills when they are in the same room as him. They get the primordial sense of 'Danger. Predator.' (There's just something wrong about him) It's the the Uncanny Valley - a non-human that looks like a person but could seriously injure you.

Most people can ignore it. But, every now and then (maybe he moved to fast, maybe the light caught his eyes wrong, maybe his teeth seemed sharper), people will flinch.

The first time someone doesn't flinch or look uneasy around him (save his parents) is with Batman. In exchange? Clark will do whatever it take for him (WHATEVER it takes)

Wanna write a fic and am reblogging to keep myself accountable and as credit :)

Bruce creating a Kryptonian sensory deprivation tank for Clark because he noticed Clark can get overwhelmed by his super senses after being Superman for a long time…  and Bruce’s autistic ass is like “hm silent goo chamber for my friend… perfect he will love it”

Meanwhile Clark pulls up to the Batcave and sees what appears to be a lead lined chamber of hybrid Kryptonian/Human technology and is like :( oh… I really thought I got past the stage where Bruce was putting this much effort into creating ways of imprisoning me… I guess we aren’t as close as I thought…

miscommunication angst ensues :] 

Tim too smal

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