You Know What? Fine. Go Ahead. I Dont Even Care Anymore. Youve Been Pestering Me About This So Much For

You know what? Fine. Go ahead. I don’t even care anymore. You’ve been pestering me about this so much for so long that now I can’t even take a shit without you trying to convince me to let you take me. It’s exhausting. I guess you win. You happy now? You happy this is how this relationship ends? I only stuck with you for so long because I knew you’d eat me if I broke up with you, but now I don’t even know that you’ll wait for that. So c’mon. Gobble me up like the monster you are. If I’m nothing but food to you, treat me like food, just get it over with. Right here, right now!

My psychology professor told me that red is used by companies to invoke hunger and excitement. So naturally when I saw a muscular man in a tight red speedo you invoked, well, hunger and excitement.

Lifeguard? Yeah, I knew you worked here, it’s part of this pool’s great customer service, right?

Woah there, I’m gonna have to lie down if you keep doing that.

Wow, you are a strong swimmer! I like this lifeguard meat. You tasted amazing, but once inside you feel better than anyone else I’ve eaten.

Well, of course you aren’t the first. You’re a strong dude, I couldn’t get you down that easy without practice. And judging by the way you feel now, I can guarantee you won’t be the last lifeguard!

I almost wish I didn’t have to digest you; keep you thrashing around in me, but oh well, you know circle of life.

I swear sometimes burning a guy off is some seriously hard work. Sometimes I wonder if it’s really worth all the cardio. But hey at least I’ve almost gotten rid of Mike. Funny though how I forget about all the work and sweat when I smell it on another man. I guess I could let them out, but that just sounds like cheating. If I fall to temptation I should pay the price of having to burn them off. What do you mean “What about the prey?”

He hadn’t even finished pulling up his pants from devouring the last guy, but the handsome stranger across the way caught his attention. He knew this was crazy, how could he already be hungry with his last meal being a free man just 5 minutes prior. He didn’t care about the calories, he just needed a taste, but men seldom enjoy being tasted, so he might as well finish him off. Would he even fit? He’d never had two at the same time, but maybe this could be a chance to try. One up the ass, the other down the throat, it’s like a whole different experience. Who knows maybe this guy will be an easy target; who expects a man to be hunting again that quickly anyways.

Who says you can’t play with your food!? Especially when it’s such a juicy blue-eyed hunk of meat. Sometimes I wish I could keep guys like this around, but you can’t have your hunk and eat him too and one of those proves far more rewarding. Just because I’m gonna enjoy him more inside doesn’t mean I won’t take my take while he’s outside. Besides, I getting him down is gonna be a challenge; gotta plan out my attack carefully, though I have no reason to believe he’s a predator, a guy like that could easily turn the tables if I slip up. To be honest, though not ideal, there’s worse things that can happen, I guess.

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Like what you see? Because I think I’ve got some plans for the delicious stud I’m seeing